20 Essential Lessons I Want to Share with My Children

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As a parent, there are countless moments when I feel compelled to share valuable insights with my kids. From the intricacies of life to the little things that matter, here are some essential lessons I hope they carry with them:

  1. Laughter is a gift. If something tickles your funny bone, embrace it. You don’t need to understand why; just cherish what brings you joy.
  2. Flossing may seem tedious, but so are cavities. Trust me, the sound of the dentist’s drill is far worse. So please, just floss.
  3. Just a heads-up: I might not floss as often as I should, but it’s not because I want to entertain your future kids with my dental mishaps. Remember lesson one.
  4. When music plays, let your body move to the rhythm. Dancing is a natural expression of joy, so don’t hold back.
  5. Occasionally, swearing can be amusing. Don’t spill the beans about this, though!
  6. Right now, you might despise onions, mushrooms, and olives, but keep an open mind. Taste them again someday.
  7. Experience New York City on your own. Wear comfy shoes, sip coffee, and explore. Don’t hesitate to snap photos of interesting sights. Sit towards the back in a theater to avoid getting splashed by the performers!
  8. Keeping a journal is invaluable. You captured a moment in your diary recently about struggling with spelling. Funny how you can create entire worlds in your writing yet choose to focus on that. It’s your diary, after all.
  9. Food is more than just sustenance; it’s a source of energy and memories. Don’t overlook its significance.
  10. True friendships are treasures beyond measure. Cherish them, learn from them, and hold onto them dearly.
  11. The quest for true love is challenging but worthwhile. It’s the essence of many stories. Don’t lose hope in finding it.
  12. By this point, you should definitely be flossing regularly.
  13. If you receive a low grade, view it as a chance to grow rather than a mark of failure. I’ll love you no matter your math skills. Someday, you might find yourself in a meeting wondering, “What’s 8×7 again?” Focus on the important things—like flossing!
  14. Seize every opportunity for adventure, whether it’s traveling, being on TV, or cycling across the country. Embrace bold experiences, but steer clear of drugs. Do I really need to re-emphasize that?
  15. Books offer so much more than television ever could. Invest your time in reading.
  16. Pair stinky cheese with wine; they complement each other wonderfully.
  17. Regardless of your beliefs, know that I will always support you. Even if you choose to walk a different path, I’ll be right there with you through the tough times.
  18. I am your parent, which means you always have a safe place to return to. You can always reach out to me, and I will be there for you.
  19. I’ll pray for your happiness and success. You are my most precious gift.
  20. Seriously, floss. I can’t stress this enough.

These lessons are not just words; they are my hopes for your lives. If you want to explore more about parenting, you can check out resources like Cleveland Clinic’s podcast for insights into pregnancy and home insemination, or learn about more options at Make a Mom’s site.

In conclusion, I hope these thoughts resonate with you and guide you as you navigate life. Always remember, I’m here for you.