As a father to a lively five-year-old, the Christmas season brings a whirlwind of excitement. My son eagerly shares his ever-growing wish list each evening, while I quietly remind myself that even if we could afford it, our space wouldn’t accommodate half of what he desires. (In reality, he’ll be receiving only a fraction of his requests.) My partner, Lisa, is usually just as enthusiastic about the holiday; however, this year, she’s mostly anxious about someone ruining the Santa story for our son. Meanwhile, I find myself frustrated with the endless loop of Christmas carols and films playing in our home.
Lisa is determined to maintain our son’s innocence and his sense of wonder about Christmas—and magic in general—at least until he starts school. I also want him to believe in Santa, but mainly for the leverage it provides when it comes to managing his behavior. The idea of Santa’s naughty list serves as both motivation and consequence!
Yet, regardless of our efforts, it’s inevitable that he will learn the truth about Santa sooner rather than later. Unless Lisa restricts his playdates with his already skeptical buddy—don’t put it past her—the Santa myth might not make it through this holiday season. But honestly, I’m okay with that. My son has a limited capacity for fanciful tales, and there are far more constructive myths I’d prefer he hold onto instead of giving credit to a mythical figure for the gifts I purchase and wrap!
Here are eight more favorable myths I’d rather my son believe than the Santa story:
- Brussels sprouts are as delightful as candy.
I’ll say whatever it takes to encourage him to eat his greens (and steer clear of a diet resembling Play-Doh).
- You can achieve anything if you set your mind to it.
He’ll discover the reality eventually; I just won’t be the one to shatter his dreams—at least not until they involve pursuing a costly degree in a field with little job security. You can achieve anything you set your mind to, especially if it involves tech! Dream big!
- All dogs go to heaven.
This one just sounds fun and comforting.
- The zoo is temporarily closed.
In truth, the zoo has shut down, along with the museum, the local playgrounds, the park, and even the toy store. Your room is the safest haven now. Go there!
- If you skip school, Mommy and Daddy will land in jail.
I need to keep this kid in class!
- Sorry, that (truly annoying) show you enjoy is no longer available on Netflix.
As parents, we must safeguard our sanity at all costs.
- Beer tastes terrible.
At this point, it’s hard to keep a straight face.
- Mommy and Daddy were just play-fighting!
Let the mystery remain!
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In summary, while the myth of Santa might be entertaining, there are other, more beneficial stories I’d rather my son cling to as he grows.