As this year wraps up, it’s a great time to reflect on our most engaging posts from 2015. At Home Insemination Kit, our mission remains clear: parenting doesn’t need to be flawless; let’s keep it honest and relatable.
Our standout pieces from 2015 cover a wide range of topics—from questioning how the Duchess of Cambridge manages to look runway-ready just hours after giving birth, to revealing the truth about marriage when the kids are blissfully away for the night (spoiler alert: it involves Netflix, burritos, and a lot of sleep). We also tackled the chaos of parenting, rallying against the madness of brands like Justice, while navigating the absurdity of being added to Facebook groups overflowing with essential oils and Jamberry pitches. Parenting is challenging, and we’re doing our utmost to avoid raising little terrors, so dive into our top picks from the year, and we’ll see you in 2016!
How on Earth Does She Look Like That?
I understand that Diana Brooks has a whole team of hairstylists and makeup artists at her disposal, but seriously, the woman just gave birth to an eight-pound baby. And somehow, ten hours later, she looks like she just left a luxurious spa. Unbelievable! Read more…
10 People You’ll Dislike Post-Delivery
Remember when, during your third trimester, your friends promised to help once the baby arrived? What they actually meant was they’d come over to gush about the baby while you’re left juggling chores. How helpful! Read more…
The Realities of Marriage
Marriage is begrudgingly sitting through a documentary about gold-mining without hurling the remote. It’s someone reminding you that a workout will make you feel better, even when you’re convinced a donut would do the trick. And yes, it sometimes involves sneaky gestures when the other isn’t looking. Read more…
10 Things I Wish I Could Say to My Gynecologist
Where’s my goodie bag? Seriously, after enduring that level of poking, shouldn’t there be a reward? A trip to the dentist nets us a new toothbrush, the eye doctor gives us free contacts, but a gynecologist visit? Nothing. Not even a sticker of a favorite actor or a discount for laser hair removal. Read more…
10 Assumptions I Had About Parenting Before Becoming a Parent
Want to know how many times I’ve told my kids, “I can’t understand you when you whine”? Too many to count. Kids whine not just because it works, but because they enjoy the sound of their own voices. Thanks, Caillou. Read more…
10 Tips for Staying Sane and Avoiding Raising Jerks
Now that we’re several years into raising our seventh child, I think I’ve figured out a few things. Most of us won’t have seven attempts at this, so I want to share what I’ve learned. While you can do everything right and still have challenges, these tips will help improve your odds of raising a decent human. Read more…
A Letter to My Kids About 50 Shades of Grey
Last night, I caved to peer pressure (which is precisely what I tell you to avoid) and went to see Fifty Shades of Grey with friends. Ignoring my inner voice was a mistake, but now I have reflections to share with you. Read more…
What You Don’t See When You Look at the Woman in a Swimsuit
Can you really judge a woman’s health by her size? Does being a size 12 or 14 really mean my health is at risk? Those looking to judge are often quick to scrutinize my body rather than considering the medical facts. Read more…
The Torture Known as Justice
Suddenly, even mundane stores seem appealing. I desperately tried to steer my daughter towards classic styles, but somehow she became obsessed with Justice! I’m not ready for her to dress like a walking Bratz doll, but it seems one of her overly fashionable friends had other ideas. Read more…
3-D Lashes, Jamberry, and Other Ways to Lose Friends on Facebook
If I get added to one more Facebook group, I might lose it. Seriously, what’s with all these groups? I don’t want to attend yet another home party where I’m guilt-tripped into buying something I won’t even use. Trust me, I can drink at home without pants, and that’s just how I like it. You know who never judges my wardrobe? Amazon Prime. Read more…
This article was originally published on Dec. 22, 2015.
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Summary
In 2015, Home Insemination Kit provided a humorous and honest take on parenting challenges, marriage realities, and the ridiculousness of social expectations. From the glamor of celebrity births to the struggles of managing friendships, our posts resonated with parents everywhere. Join us as we continue to navigate these experiences in the upcoming year.