The 8 Varieties of Kids Who Show Up for Playdates

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No matter how well-behaved children might seem at school or on the playground, their true colors often emerge during playdates. Here’s a quick reference guide to the eight types of kids that may visit your home and how to handle their unique behaviors.

1. Dumpers

Coined by my friend Mia, these little ones have an irresistible urge to empty containers. They’ll pick up a bucket, pour it out, and move on to the next one. Your organized space might suddenly feel like a chaotic mess, filled with scattered toys. You must decide whether to enforce some cleanup rules or accept that you’ll be finding LEGO pieces in the carpet for days after they leave.

2. Foragers

These kids don’t merely ask for snacks; they embark on a full-scale expedition to the kitchen. If the fridge door is left ajar, you can bet there’s a child inside, munching on grapes or hunting for cookies. From the pantry to the window-sill pie, nothing is off-limits when foragers are around.

3. Boasters

Kids today might brag about the latest gadgets or vacation spots rather than the classic “my dad could beat up your dad.” When a boaster is present, the competition escalates quickly, so it’s wise to remind your child to take these claims lightly once the playdate is over.

4. Leaders

In their minds, they’re the ones in charge. These assertive children often take the reins at playdates, dictating activities and roles. If their demands become too absurd—like threatening to cut someone’s hair—it’s time for you to intervene and restore order.

5. Criers

Whether it’s due to fatigue, hunger, or the playdate dragging on too long, these kids can turn on the tears in an instant. No matter how much comfort you offer, their emotional outbursts can quickly become tiresome.

6. Hangers-On

If you thought you could catch up on work while your child plays, think again. A hanger-on will follow you everywhere, seeking companionship without offering any help. They thrive on being your “special friend,” often interrupting your adult conversations.

7. Shriekers

Once a shrieker visits your home, you may want to relocate all playdates outdoors. Their vocal cords seem to operate at a different frequency, resulting in sounds that can drive anyone to distraction. Be prepared for a cacophony that could send your pets running for cover.

8. Imaginers

These kids have rich imaginations and can get lost in their creative worlds. When given the opportunity, they can turn your living room into a fantastical landscape, so be cautious if someone claims to be a shark—you might just get bitten! With a little encouragement, imaginers can entertain themselves for hours, making them one of the more enjoyable types of guests.

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In summary, knowing the different types of kids who come over for playdates can help you prepare and manage their unique behaviors effectively. Whether it’s dealing with dumpers or enjoying the creativity of imaginers, each type presents its own challenges and joys.