I completely understand that life can get chaotic, and responding to invitations can slip your mind. But let’s be real—ignoring an RSVP is not just a minor oversight. It’s not like we’re under some kind of inquisition here! I promise, I’m not going to be mad if you forget your manners once in a while. After all, who really cares if you don’t RSVP? The hostess (yep, that’s me!) probably won’t even notice, right?
But here’s the catch: when you don’t RSVP, I’m left guessing. Everyone else has let me know whether they’re coming, which means I planned for 13 kids plus one extra just in case. Then, you decide to bring all four of your little ones—uninvited. Now, I’m three kids short on supplies, and let me tell you, it’s a bit of a scramble.
Thank goodness for some box wine! While the kids swing at the piñata, let’s do some quick math in the kitchen.
Now, about the pizza—uh-oh. I didn’t plan for three more kids, so let’s see what’s in the fridge. Ah! Problem solved! I’ve got a couple of yogurt tubes, a pack of pretzels, and half a tuna sandwich. Your kids can handle gluten and dairy, right?
As for the cake, well, it’s more like 14 cupcakes. So your four kids will need to share one. Totally fair, right? I mean, it’s not like we knew you were coming or anything.
And those goody bags? Yikes. Looks like your four kids will have to figure out how to share one glow-in-the-dark Minion. Talk about a real-life financial real estate lesson—learning to time-share at an early age!
I’m not here to call you out; I just want you to understand that an RSVP serves a purpose. It’s not some snobby add-on to fancy invitations. An RSVP tells the hostess (that’s me again) how many kids will be turning my house into a disaster zone, devouring cake, and leaving me with enough crepe paper to vacuum for weeks.
So, by ignoring the RSVP—you’re really sending two messages: 1) You don’t understand party etiquette, and 2) You’re not planning to attend. Please, don’t roll your eyes at the one cupcake your four kids have to split or the half sandwich your child just offered to my dog.
Next time, do me a favor: pick up the phone and RSVP.
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In summary, when you choose to RSVP, you help ensure that I can adequately prepare for the chaos of a party. It’s about consideration for everyone involved, and trust me, it’s appreciated.