In the last decade, a brilliant mother-daughter team managed to convince us that the magic of “Santa” alone wasn’t enough to sustain our holiday spirit. Enter Elf on the Shelf, A Christmas Tradition. Unlike the traditional Santa routine, which typically involves cookies, mall visits, and a few harmless fibs, this “tradition” requires daily creativity and commitment.
Thanks a lot, ladies.
While Elf on the Shelf is undeniably an adorable concept, it also serves as a constant reminder of the additional burden we voluntarily take on during an already hectic season. Who can consistently remember to relocate this little creature every night? As the days pass, memes, jokes, and tweets from exasperated parents flood social media, expressing their fatigue with Santa’s little spy.
Recently, Epic Parenting shared a humorous image on Facebook that has quickly gained traction. The image highlights a clear divide among Elf parents: those who see the Elf as simply a cute holiday decoration, and those who treat it as a sacred embodiment of Christmas cheer. The latter group tends to have little patience for anything less than perfection. Here are some of their comments regarding the Elf’s role:
- “If you’re going to have one of those creepy little creatures in your house, at least do it properly. This takes all the fun out of it, and no one is forcing you to do it.”
- “Why even bother having one if moving it around is just another stressor during the holidays?”
- “Sounds like a lazy shortcut. If you don’t really want to, don’t have one.”
- “If you’re not interested in participating, why spend money on the doll?”
- “Is it funny or just lazy?”
- “If you enjoy the challenge, then great. But if you’re just finding excuses to strip the fun from it for your kids, maybe skip it.”
Personally, I think creating an elaborate setup for a toy is quite the opposite of lazy. Our Elf is simply named “Elf.” My children interact with him daily. To us, he’s just a doll that arrives with our Christmas decorations and departs when the tree comes down (yes, he resides in our ornament box).
Let’s be clear: this isn’t a “tradition” merely because two clever entrepreneurs claim it to be so. This is a toy accompanied by a book, introduced in 2005. A decade does not constitute a “tradition.” So those who roast this little guy aren’t “lazy” or “doing it wrong.” IT’S A TOY. IT’S NOT MAGICAL. IT DOESN’T NEED RELOCATION. And that setup is quite clever.
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In summary, the Elf on the Shelf may be a fun concept for some, but it doesn’t have to be a source of stress. Embrace the humor, and remember, it’s just a toy.