Every November, my family and I engage in an ongoing struggle known as the Christmas music battle. It’s a classic showdown: me versus my husband and our three beloved children, who I brought into this world after a grueling 36 hours of labor and three C-sections.
This year, I’m taking a bold approach. I want to present my case to the world. I yearn to listen to “Have a Holly Jolly Christmas” without the chorus of groans from the backseat of our minivan. I long to revel in all 55 renditions of “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” without my husband labeling me a “lame-o.” Here are ten compelling reasons why my family should let me enjoy my holiday tunes in peace:
- While I don’t often play the “I carried each of you for 9 (okay, 10) long months” card, this year I’m making an exception. Without me, you wouldn’t be here, and one of you wouldn’t even be a father. I think I’ve earned a few fa-la-la-la-la-las during this festive season.
- Contrary to what some teens may believe, an overdose of holiday music won’t cause any irreversible damage to their psyche or push anyone toward a life of crime.
- Listening to “The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)” puts me in a serene mood, making it less likely for my head to explode when an inquisitive 8-year-old asks me 55 times if we can have mushrooms, only to declare he doesn’t like them.
- If I’ve managed to endure Elmo singing the alphabet and Dora the Explorer belting out “The BackPack Song” for nearly two years, surely you can handle Karen Carpenter’s “Merry Christmas, Darling” without shedding tears.
- Icons like John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and Bruce Springsteen have all recorded Christmas songs. If it’s good enough for them, it should be good enough for our family.
- Every Christmas, Santa needs extra elves for holiday preparations. Guess who he’s going to call? That’s right—me! Happy elves spread cheer, and nothing brings more joy than a few rounds of “The Twelve Days of Christmas.”
- What holiday season would be complete without hearing “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” at least a handful of times?
- Our wedding vows included a commitment to endure holiday music each year. I’m not sure why you seem to forget this? Weren’t you paying attention on that monumental day? Don’t you cherish the promise you made to me 22 years ago in front of family, friends, and God?
- When Mom is happy, everyone is happy. And when I’m not, well, you know how that goes.
- Some of my dearest holiday memories include nursing a newborn, decorating the tree while pregnant, watching our sweet kids squeal with delight over their presents, and snuggling on the couch with my love—all while the sounds of the season fill the air.
In truth, Christmas songs warm my heart and evoke cherished memories of holidays gone by. If that doesn’t sway you, remember your well-being largely depends on my happiness!
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Summary
The holiday season brings about a familiar conflict in my household over Christmas music. This year, I am advocating for my right to enjoy festive tunes, outlining ten reasons my family should support my joy in celebrating. From enduring labor to creating cherished memories, the music of the season holds a significant place in our lives.