Victory is on the horizon, and I can almost taste it. While I’ve never really had a competitive spirit, I can imagine that the satisfaction of potty training my child will be quite an achievement. With my youngest, who is nearing 2 years old, I’m ready for him to transition from diapers to big boy underwear—preferably adorned with his favorite characters. The time has come for him to embrace the toilet, and here’s why:
1. His Impressive Size
At just 21 months and weighing in at 39 pounds, my son is a force to be reckoned with. Imagine trying to change a diaper on a toddler the size of a small bear. It’s no easy feat, and I find myself wishing for the day when I can skip the changing table altogether.
2. His Curiosity About His Body
Toddlers have a natural curiosity, especially when it comes to their bodies. My little one loves to explore, and that often includes constantly reaching for his diaper during changes. It’s a challenge to keep him focused when all he wants to do is investigate.
3. His Fascination with Toilets
My son sees toilets as his personal playground. He treats them like water tables, often tossing in toys and trying to figure out how they work. If he’s this interested, perhaps he’s ready to start using them for their intended purpose—or he may just become the best plumber ever!
4. The Volume of Dirty Diapers
Let’s face it, no one should be producing that many dirty diapers daily. A toddler simply cannot poop five times a day and somehow manage to skip Sundays; that’s just not how it works. It’s time to put an end to this diaper cycle.
5. His Passion for Dance
Let’s be real—running around the house naked and dancing to catchy tunes is impossible if you’re not potty trained. My toddler loves to groove, and it’s high time he learns to control his urges so he can dance freely without any accidents.
With the holiday season approaching, it’s crucial for my child to master potty training. After all, you can’t dance to classic tunes if you’re still in diapers, unless you’re my great-aunt, who gets a free pass.
Summary
Potty training is an essential milestone for toddlers, and there are plenty of compelling reasons to motivate this transition. From the physical challenges of changing a larger child to their curiosity about bodily functions and fascination with toilets, it’s clear that my son is ready. Plus, who can resist the joy of dancing without fear of accidents? If you’re looking for more insights on parenting and home insemination, check out our other resources for tips on fertility and unusual labor scenarios.