So, let’s talk about how you ended up hosting Thanksgiving dinner for your in-laws. It all started at a sun-soaked Fourth of July BBQ back in July, with you sipping on a delightful sparkling riesling. After your third glass, you confidently declared, “I’d be thrilled to host everyone at our place this Thanksgiving!” Your mother-in-law, sweetly but firmly, insisted you didn’t have to, but the summer sun and wine got the best of you. You assured her, “It’s no trouble; I want to do it. It’ll be fun. I’ve got this!”
Well, congratulations! You’ve now found yourself in a bit of a predicament. You’ll be preparing a grand feast for a group of less-than-grateful relatives (a.k.a. your in-laws) who will also be staying at your home for an entire week. Lucky you, right?
But no need to panic just yet; I’ve got your back! Although it might be chaotic with turkeys and tempers flaring, this handy prep list will help you survive. Trust me, you can thank me later—just bring me some wine and turkey sandwiches.
Here’s your guide to ensuring you are well-prepared for what could be a challenging week. Plus, I’m including tips to keep your sanity intact, especially when it comes to your mother-in-law or any other family member who might test your patience.
- Clean the Baseboards: These often-overlooked areas of your home need some TLC. Either roll up your sleeves, enlist the kids, or let your housekeeper handle it.
- Dust the Refrigerator Top: You know that dust mountain up there? It’s calling your name. Your mother-in-law will definitely check, so do it yourself or delegate the task to your husband.
- Stock the Booze: This stash is for you, not them. Make sure to put BYOB on your Thanksgiving Evites so the family can bring their own drinks.
- Display Family Photos: Frame those pictures of your MIL and the grandkids. Pro tip: Retrieve them from the attic, next to the Christmas decorations.
- Locate That Christmas Gift: Remember that hideous scarf and earrings your husband’s aunt gifted you last year? Time to dig them out and wear them with pride.
- Clear Your Computer History: Just in case your MIL gets nosy, make sure she doesn’t find your search for “How to Avoid Your MIL.”
- Unpack Cookware and Cookbooks: Dust off those kitchen items your husband’s grandmother gave you to “help you cook.” They might come in handy.
- Fix the Bedroom Door Lock: Privacy is key, so ensure your bedroom door is secure.
- Hide Any Personal Items: Especially anything that could lead to awkward conversations—like sex toys.
- Secure Your Medications: Be cautious about prescription medications and any recreational items. You don’t want them to “disappear.”
- Review Manners with the Kids: Now’s the perfect time to brush up on etiquette before company arrives.
- Borrow Games: Hand over Cards Against Humanity to your neighbor to keep the fun rolling.
- Order the Turkey: Go for a pre-prepared turkey from somewhere like Boston Market. Have it ready when your guests arrive, and take all the credit for it!
- Take a Moment to Reflect: Whether it’s through prayer or yoga, make sure to center yourself before the chaos begins.
- Get Rid of the Evidence: Burn any journals or other materials that might contain your true feelings about your in-laws. Trust me; it’s for the best.
And if you’re wondering how I’m spending the holidays this year, I’ll be serving meals to those in need. It’s far more enjoyable than last year’s family gathering.
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Summary
Preparing for your in-laws this Thanksgiving can be a daunting task, but with careful planning and a clear list of tasks, you can navigate through the chaos. From cleaning hidden corners of your home to ensuring you have enough drinks for yourself, these steps will help you maintain your composure and enjoy the holiday season.