My daughter recently celebrated her 13th birthday, and I’m still trying to comprehend how we’ve reached this milestone. It feels like just yesterday she was taking her first steps, and now she’s declaring that I “totally hate her” and that she’s “fat and ugly.” Ah, the joys of parenting!
To celebrate her transition into teenage life, here are the 13 best things about parenting a 13-year-old girl:
- I’ve gained a new level of forgetfulness, as I’m constantly reminded that I “don’t even know” anything.
- Listening to today’s pop music has solidified my belief that music from previous decades was far superior—seriously, anything from back then is better!
- The phrase “don’t even” has replaced my need to express disbelief.
- I now have a constant fashion reviewer in my home—my own daughter! Who knew I needed one?
- My cooking skills have seen a significant boost, thanks to my fashion critic doubling as a food connoisseur. I’m getting better at deciphering her “ugh,” “fine,” “’kay,” and “whatevs” critiques.
- I’ve become quite the dealmaker, transitioning from “When I count to three…” to “Can someone pass the Merlot?”
- I’ve developed a newfound respect for logic and reasoning.
- I was able to cut the cable subscription; the drama from her recounting of study hall shenanigans is more entertaining than an entire season of The Walking Dead.
- My daily walks have increased, which is great for my health. I find myself navigating through shopping malls, holding up various outfits while my daughter responds with “no,” “ick,” and “seriously, Mom!”
- I have a built-in tech support system; my daughter often shows me how to use my iPhone before I even realize I need assistance.
- I’ve discovered talents I never knew I had, like bringing out 25 different moods from her in just a few seconds.
- I’m learning to communicate in a new language consisting of eye rolls, door slams, foot stomps, and deep sighs.
- Every day, my heart swells with pride. Despite her challenges, she fills my life with joy.
In all honesty, she is a wonderful kid whom I adore more than anything. I have faith that in a few years, when she’s less embarrassed to be seen with me, I’ll receive heartfelt hugs and words of love in return.
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In summary, raising a 13-year-old daughter can be a wild ride filled with ups and downs, laughter, and plenty of life lessons. It’s a journey that challenges and rewards in equal measure.