“Guests Are Coming!” A Comedic Take on Housecleaning That Reminds Us to Chill Out

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We’ve all been there: guests are on their way, and you’re in a frenzy trying to make your home look spotless, better than it has ever been. You’ve roped in your partner and kids, insisting that no one can take a breather until every inch sparkles and any sign of life is hidden away. Of course, this is an unrealistic expectation; a family home can only be so tidy. Yet, this uproarious viral video brilliantly captures that frantic energy we all experience when preparing for visitors.

Comedian Jamie Perkins portrays the character of Linda Dorsey, an overzealous housewife who has lost her mind in the quest for cleanliness. In her latest episode titled “Guests Are Coming,” Linda embarks on an epic journey to ensure her house is pristine before company arrives. Prepare yourself for a good laugh!

Memorable Quotes

Here are some memorable lines from this comedic gem that perfectly highlight the absurdity of the situation:

  • “I want this place to look like a fancy restaurant in one minute!”
  • “If your bed isn’t made, just toss it out! It’s too late now!”
  • “Get rid of the furniture! We can’t let them know we actually SIT!”
  • “There must be zero evidence of LIVING in this house!”
  • “I want this place to resemble a trendy Mediterranean bistro by noon!”

While this is clearly satire, it resonates with many of us. Even if this isn’t your personal approach to hosting, it might remind you of your own mother’s frantic cleaning rituals. As a child, I often wondered why our home had to resemble a pristine display, akin to a museum where nothing was touched. Deep down, I recognized how silly it was to sustain the facade of perfection for other people who also have their own clutter. Yet, I find myself engaging in a milder version of Linda’s antics when hosting guests.

It’s perfectly natural to want your home to look better for visitors than it does on a typical day, but why put ourselves through so much stress? As the holidays approach, we’re likely to have moments that echo this video—insisting the kids clean their rooms and dividing up the heavier chores with our partners until our home resembles a showroom. But really, why do this? Why turn ourselves into frazzled wrecks just to impress others?

Let’s take a step back this season and remember that no one visiting expects our homes to look like a chic Mediterranean restaurant for a holiday gathering. So what if there’s a bit of clutter? Perhaps that just means you had time to enjoy a good book or catch up on a favorite show instead. With everything else going on this time of year, it’s essential to allow for some downtime too. Let’s grant ourselves permission to embrace the imperfect so that this holiday season doesn’t become as stressful as the last. I know I plan to.

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Summary

In a humorous take on the chaos of preparing for guests, comedian Jamie Perkins portrays Linda Dorsey, a housewife who embodies the over-the-top cleaning mania. With memorable quotes and relatable scenarios, the video reminds us to embrace the messiness of life and let go of the pressure to present a perfect home, especially during the hectic holiday season.