Having worn a DD cup size since my freshman year, I’m acutely aware of the attention my bosom attracts. For many, this is the first aspect they notice about me. However, let me clarify: it’s not nearly as glamorous as some might think. In fact, there are numerous awkward moments that come with it. Let’s address some common misconceptions.
1. The Art of (Awkward) Hugging
Having had a larger chest for most of my life, I’ve perfected the side-hug technique. When I hug someone, it often resembles a cancan line-up. A full embrace? No thanks. I’d rather avoid the uncomfortable situation of my breasts pressing against someone else’s. Over the years, the number of people who dare to hug me has dwindled—I’m totally okay with that.
2. Exercise? Sure, But Not Jumping Jacks
I can work out, but you’ll never catch me doing jumping jacks. I might go for a jog, but if it gets too bouncy, I switch to a speed-walk. It’s all about maintaining dignity!
3. My Kids are Unfazed by Big Breasts
Recently, I had to intervene in a brawl between my sons, and in the process, one of my boobs decided to make an appearance. Yep, it happens. One minute I’m breaking up a fight, and the next, my son is saying, “Mom, your shelf is out.” Thanks for the heads up, buddy.
4. Sexy Bras vs. Supportive Bras
Don’t expect to find any lacy, embellished bras in my drawer. My priority is comfort and support, which means thick straps and sturdy underwire. I’d rather buy minimizers than anything bedazzled—I’ve got enough going on without extra embellishments.
5. Fitted Shirts Galore
My closet is filled with fitted tops, not because I’m trying to attract attention, but to avoid questions about my potential pregnancy. The space created by my bust and stomach calls for fitted styles. A button-down shirt is a disaster waiting to happen; I can’t see when a button pops open, leading to all sorts of misunderstandings.
6. The Not-So-Cool Perception
People often assume I strut around like I own the place due to my larger chest. That couldn’t be further from the truth. I’ve even consulted about breast reduction and left in tears. Some individuals have the audacity to request I share some of my assets with them, leaving me at a loss for words.
7. Cleavage is Unintentional
You might wonder why my cleavage is often visible. Unless I’m wearing a turtleneck, it’s hard to avoid. V-neck shirts seem to be the best choice for me, and it’s purely about aesthetics, not seduction. I do try to dress appropriately, ensuring I don’t look out of place at family events.
8. Breastfeeding? Not for Me
There’s an assumption that I embrace breastfeeding wholeheartedly. In reality, when my milk came in, my breasts morphed from round to square, leaving me in tears. I promised myself I would never let my breasts become “functional.”
So, take a moment to forgive that girl in high school you envied because of her big breasts. It’s not as glamorous as it seems. And yes, I know women with curvy figures enjoy showing off their assets because I can’t pull off a twerk to save my life.
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Summary:
Women with larger busts navigate a unique set of challenges, from awkward hugs to the struggle for comfortable yet supportive bras. Their experiences often include humorous moments with children, the need for fitted clothing, and misguided perceptions about confidence. Ultimately, it’s a journey of learning to embrace one’s body while managing societal expectations.