Dear New Parent Class Instructor,
I hope this message finds you well. About a year ago, I participated in one of the New Parent classes recommended by your hospital, which promised to equip us with essential tools and skills for the birthing process and beyond. However, after 18 hours of instruction, I found myself feeling rather unprepared for the reality of parenthood.
To enhance the experience for future students, I have compiled some suggestions for topics that would be far more beneficial:
1. Focus on Realistic Pain Management
Instead of emphasizing breathing techniques, consider presenting a comprehensive overview of pain management options—especially the benefits of epidurals. Realistically, if you go without one, you might be doing a lot of screaming. The comparisons made in class about pushing were far from accurate; it felt more like a day at the spa versus a scene from a horror movie.
2. Hands-On Experience with Real Babies
The segment on diapering and dressing would greatly benefit from swapping out dolls for actual baby animals. Trying to dress a piglet would better prepare students for the squirmy nature of real infants. Mastering those little creatures would be a valuable prelude to handling a newborn.
3. One-Handed Skills
An entire module dedicated to mastering daily tasks with one hand would be incredibly useful. Practical exercises that simulate eating, cleaning, and even self-care while managing a baby in your arms would be a game-changer. This is a crucial skill every new parent needs to develop.
4. Understanding Baby Poop
A segment focused on the nuances of baby poop could provide great peace of mind. How do you know if your baby is constipated or has diarrhea? Additionally, offering tips for cleaning up messes from various surfaces, including ceilings and clothing, would be invaluable.
5. Ditch the Scary Tools
The section on birthing instruments felt more like a horror show than educational. Many of the tools discussed seemed outdated and only added to the anxiety of the birthing process. It might be better to focus on the supportive aspects of childbirth rather than the tools used.
6. Postpartum Recovery
A dedicated discussion on mesh underwear and the realities of postpartum recovery is essential. Questions like how long one will need to wear them and how to manage the discomfort should be addressed. This information is crucial for new parents navigating recovery.
While I did leave your class with a six-page birthing plan, I can’t say I felt fully prepared. I hope you consider these suggestions for future classes. They come with no strings attached, although if you feel inclined to adjust my delivery bill, I wouldn’t mind!
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Thank you for considering my feedback!
Best,
Jenna Roberts