Having been your nanny for several years now, our bond has grown quite strong. Given how many times I’ve seen you dash to the laundry room wearing nothing but your underwear this week, perhaps it’s a bit too strong. Nevertheless, despite swaddling your newborn countless times, celebrating your promotions, and sharing the latest gossip about the tattooed bartender who recently became a dad, there are some things I can’t quite express, but I truly wish you understood.
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I hesitate to eat your food, particularly anything that’s still sealed. You’ve encouraged me to help myself a million times, but I’m convinced you’ll notice that the bag of chips was nearly full when you left and now it’s significantly less. I realize I’ve had to help you locate your car keys, point out your mismatched shoes, and chase after your car as it rolled down the driveway with your coffee cup perched on the roof, but yes, the ounces left in your almost expired bag of chips are what I believe you keep close tabs on. Oddly, this concern doesn’t arise when I’m indulging in your child’s gummy vitamins.
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I have zero interest in your husband. Honestly. While I’m sure you fell for him for good reasons—he seems kind, moderately attractive, and is a decent father—seeing him place his dirty dishes in the sink rather than the dishwasher has extinguished any flicker of attraction that might have existed. Despite his contributions to your family, if I see him take out the trash again without replacing the bag, I might just lose it.
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You inspire me. You’re like the older sister I never had. Your career is impressive, your wardrobe is chic, and your home looks like something out of a lifestyle magazine. From my vantage point as a twentysomething on a futon, you’re practically a celebrity. I aspire to be like you, even if it means spending a significant portion of my paycheck on the same beauty products you use.
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I don’t have superpowers. My patience surpasses yours because I have the luxury of leaving. No matter how many tantrums or messes I endure in a single day, I can handle it with a smile knowing I’ll escape at 5:30 PM to a bubble bath filled with hot water and peace, along with a cup of tea. If you could enjoy that kind of reprieve even a few nights a week, you might find more resilience during those toddler meltdowns.
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A ‘thank you’ goes a long way. I recognize I’m being paid for my work, but this role is unlike any other. It’s filled with tough yet rewarding moments, and what truly makes it worthwhile isn’t my paycheck but the impact I feel I’m making. Am I making a difference? Absolutely. But there are no promotions or accolades. The greatest acknowledgment we can receive is your gratitude. Please share it freely; coming from someone I admire, it means more than you might realize.
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In summary, while I appreciate the bond we share, there are numerous unspoken truths I wish you were aware of, from my hesitations to my inspirations. Your gratitude and understanding can truly enhance our relationship.