Why Weekends No Longer Exist When You’re a Mom

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Ah, the weekend! A time that once signified freedom and relaxation. Before motherhood, Fridays brought the promise of fun: evenings spent with friends, lazy mornings filled with sleep, and ample hours for reading, cleaning, cooking, and exercising. Now, those cherished moments feel like distant memories. As a mom, Fridays don’t quite inspire thoughts of taking a break or enjoying time off; instead, weekends transform into an entirely different experience. Here are 13 reasons why weekends are a myth for moms:

  1. You’re still jolted awake at an ungodly hour by a tiny human alarm clock that doesn’t turn off for hours.
  2. The to-do list remains just as extensive as it does during the week.
  3. Navigating a toddler’s birthday party feels like an extreme sport, deserving of hazardous-duty pay.
  4. If you’re an introvert, attending your child’s sporting events can drain every ounce of energy you have left. Small talk becomes a challenge: “Is that your child over there in the swimsuit?” “Yup, the one splashing around.”
  5. You can’t really indulge in a drink until the kids are asleep, just like on weekdays, unless you want to risk an early night and face the chaotic aftermath.
  6. By 10 p.m., the anxiety sets in: “I should probably go to bed soon, or tomorrow will be a disaster.”
  7. You still need to prepare three meals a day, just like on a Wednesday, and your culinary skills will likely face scrutiny from little critics.
  8. You find yourself checking work emails and connecting with colleagues, just like any other day of the week.
  9. Your personal time, if it exists at all, is often reduced to the last few minutes before bed.
  10. Throughout the day, you think, “Once I finish this task, I can take a five-minute breather,” just as you do from Monday to Friday.
  11. Your kids test your patience just as much on Saturday afternoons as they do on any Tuesday.
  12. Grocery shopping with two small children who grab everything in sight is a workout in itself.
  13. By Sunday night, you’re left wondering, “I could really use a break right about now.”

One day, these human alarm clocks will learn to sleep in and have their own social lives, and the chaotic weekends will become a thing of the past. Until then, I’ll settle for the rare occasion of shopping solo.

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Summary:

Motherhood transforms weekends from a time of relaxation into a whirlwind of responsibilities, early mornings, and social obligations. From managing endless tasks to dealing with tiny critics, weekends can feel like just another extension of the busy week. However, with time, those little ones will grow, and weekends may once again become a time of fun and leisure.