I’ll admit it—I’ve been feeling a bit nostalgic for my girl Olivia Grant this summer (yes, we’re on a first-name basis). At first, I thought it was odd, maybe just a longing for an escape from my mundane life into her chaotic realm. But then it hit me: we’re kindred spirits. We resonate with each other and share a surprising number of traits (though my wardrobe leans toward slimming black rather than her iconic pristine white).
Now, you might think I’m referring to the actress Kerry Washington, especially after spotting her striking image on the cover of a recent magazine. But that’s not the case. I mean Olivia (“Liv” for those who are less familiar). Here’s why I feel this connection:
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I Have Two Admirers Seeking My Attention Daily.
Both are eager to snuggle on the couch (or at least want me to fetch their blankets without interrupting their shows). They often seek my opinion on pivotal decisions they face each day. (“Is it too warm for knee-high socks today?!”) Each one hopes for my undivided attention over the other. (I can’t be at the baseball field and the soccer pitch simultaneously—can I?) One impresses me with intellect, the other with strength, and I can’t seem to choose between them.
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I Stand by My Loved Ones, Flaws and All.
My loyalty is unwavering, even though I know they’ve made questionable choices. I believe this steadfast support will pay off in the future, perhaps when I’m guiding a high school dance or stepping into the role of a mother-in-law.
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I’m a Fixer.
This week, I repaired a toy necklace. Last week, it was a plastic goal post. Who knows what challenge I’ll tackle next from the toy graveyard drawer? Let’s just say I’m equipped with various types of glue and I’m not shy about using them (though I do enjoy a clever tagline).
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I Clean Up After Others.
It seems I’m naturally drawn to those who can’t quite get their acts together. While some may label me an enabler, I see it as a gift and refuse to deny my knack for helping others out of sticky situations.
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I’m a Gladiator at Heart.
It’s no simple task to make a pesky toy disappear, especially when it’s being used to annoy a sibling. My secrets are safe (unless you can crack the code to my ultra-secure stash).
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I Wear the Chef’s Hat.
Breakfast, lunch, and dinner are all on my watch, along with a variety of healthy snacks in between. While I may not always be the most graceful chef, I still earn the title—unless, of course, I decide to order takeout like Liv.
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I Bring the Party to the Living Room.
When I twirl around with a generous glass of red wine, it often leads to a memorable stain on the couch. Just saying.
So, what I’m proposing is a girls’ night, Liv. How about this Thursday? Whether we’re basking in sunlight or enjoying the hills of Vermont, I’m here for it. Because this mama is ready for a little excitement that doesn’t involve cleaning up cereal messes or dealing with overdue library books.
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Summary:
In this playful comparison, I explore the many ways I relate to Olivia Grant, from managing dual admirers to wearing the chef’s hat. Our shared traits highlight the loyalty, resourcefulness, and humor we exhibit in our daily lives. Ultimately, I invite her to join me for a fun evening, showcasing the balancing act of motherhood and the occasional need for adventure.