Is your child on the brink of becoming a tween? If you’re unsure, take a look at this checklist to find out! If you find yourself agreeing with fewer than eight of these signs, you can breathe easy; your little one is still in the early childhood phase. But if you’re eager to get a head start on what’s coming, here’s a sneak peek.
You might have a tween if…
- Your child opts for the regular menu because the kids’ meals are deemed too childish. However, they still crave the same chicken nuggets and mac and cheese—just in a fancier presentation. And dessert? Definitely still a cookie or ice cream, please!
- Characters like Jessie, Drake, and Josh have become their new closest companions, and they spend hours checking in with them.
- The days of the Tooth Fairy are over, replaced by frequent trips to the orthodontist, which cost way more than any tooth ever did—even with the fairy’s occasional extra payout for forgetting a visit.
- Animated films are now classified as “for babies,” especially those you were excited to watch together.
- Your child no longer refers to broccoli as “trees” or considers raisins on celery sticks as “ants on a log,” and they have developed a strong aversion to both.
- Toys have become significantly pricier. You thought those large Lego sets were expensive? Just wait until you need to shop for a family data plan!
- “Mommy” has transformed into “Mom,” signaling a shift in their perception of you.
- Suddenly, you seem to know nothing. Previously, you were the fountain of wisdom; now, your suggestions are met with resistance. You might try reverse psychology, but save your mental energy for the next challenge—like assisting with algebra homework!
- They now shop in stores that charge more for clothing than you’ve spent on yourself in an entire year.
- Their bedroom door only opens a few times a day: 1) when you’re not around, 2) when it’s snack time, or 3) when they need a phone charger. At least when it’s closed, you’re spared witnessing the mountain of laundry piled in the corner!
- Any comment you make is usually met with an eye roll and a dismissive “whatever.” If you encounter this, just ignore it and retreat to your favorite TV show. Repeat to yourself, “This is just a phase” three times for extra strength.
- They seem to outgrow sneakers faster than you can save up for new ones.
- Your usual “It’s bedtime—let’s race upstairs!” is now met with a blank stare. Timing them for getting into pajamas or finishing chores is a thing of the past, sadly.
- Perhaps the most emotional sign: they no longer want to hold your hand. This can be tough to accept, but the silver lining is that hugs are still permitted—at least in private.
How did you do? If you answered “yes” to more than half of these, congratulations! Pour yourself a cup of tea and enjoy a binge-watch of your favorite shows (Austin and Ally, anyone?).
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In summary, transitioning from childhood to tweenhood is often marked by significant changes in behavior, preferences, and interactions. This phase can be challenging yet rewarding for both parents and children as they navigate the complexities of growing up.