Sorry, Kids, You Just Won’t Get It

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Updated: Aug. 3, 2016

Originally Published: Sep. 13, 2015

While there are undeniable perks to growing up in the 21st century, I can’t help but feel a little nostalgic for my kids, who will miss out on some of the childhood experiences I cherished:

Arcades

Long before gaming consoles were in every home and gaming apps dominated smartphones, there were arcades. These vibrant havens were filled with flashing lights, where a quarter could keep you entertained for hours and your initials meant something.

UHF Channels

Being home sick was made bearable with the treasure trove of black-and-white sitcoms available on UHF channels. The grainy reception added a certain charm to those lazy afternoons.

Handwritten Love Letters

The thrill of receiving a letter, carefully folded and tucked away to be relived over and over, can’t compare to texting abbreviated messages.

Surprise Parties

In the era of social media, planning a surprise party has become nearly impossible, with everyone connected and sharing information instantly.

Battle of the Network Stars

This unique TV event showcased celebrities like Mr. T and Mr. Drummond in hilarious competitions, long before reality TV became the norm.

Deciphering Song Lyrics

Pre-Google days forced you to listen to your favorite tracks repeatedly to catch those elusive lyrics. Engaging in debates with friends about a misheard lyric could entertain for hours.

The Fat Envelope

Nowadays, college admissions are communicated via email, robbing students of the anticipation of that significant envelope.

ABC Afterschool Specials

These television gems tackled serious issues like anorexia and drug use with a cheesy yet poignant touch that’s hard to replicate today.

Crossing Off Days on a Calendar

My kids may count down to events on their devices, but nothing compares to the satisfaction of crossing out each day with a red pen as summer break approached.

Waiting for Your Song on the Radio

In the days before streaming, if you wanted to hear your favorite song, you had to rely on the radio, sometimes even calling in to request it.

Collectible McDonald’s Glasses

Remember the excitement of collecting those limited-edition glasses and the sibling rivalry over who got their drink in the coolest design?

Schoolhouse Rock

Learning multiplication tables and the Preamble of the Constitution through catchy songs was a fun and effective educational tool of the past.

The Way-Back of a Station Wagon

The backseat of a station wagon was an adventure in itself, combining a rollercoaster ride with a grocery trip.

The Love Boat

Before the age of reality competitions, this show was the hangout for Hollywood’s past stars.

I think it’s time to throw on an oversized sweater and find a Brady Bunch marathon on TV Land. Perhaps I’ll invite the kids to join me for a trip down memory lane.

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In summary, while modern conveniences are plentiful, they come at the cost of some truly unique experiences that shaped childhood in the past.