When I found out I was pregnant for the first time, I was convinced I had it all figured out. I envisioned the type of mother I’d be, the nurturing environment I would create for my child, and how I’d lead a calm, organized family life. Reflecting back now, I can’t help but cringe at my naivety. Here are nine things that reveal just how clueless I was as a first-time expectant mom.
1. I’m Exhausted.
Pregnant Me: I barely got any rest, thanks to frequent trips to the bathroom, juggling a desk job, and squeezing in a quick nap at home.
New Mom Me: It’s been three days without sleep! I’ve subsisted on coffee, prepared countless bottles, sung an endless number of lullabies, changed an absurd amount of diapers, and cleaned up spills and messes from both my baby and myself. Oh, and I still have laundry piling up. Honestly, I think I can smell colors now.
2. Why Do Moms Take Crying Kids Out?
Pregnant Me: I used to look at moms dragging their upset kids through stores and think, “Why don’t they just go home?”
New Mom Me: I now admire the skills of any mom who can get dressed, load three screaming kids into a car, and accomplish grocery shopping while maintaining her cool. If you write a parenting book, I’d buy it in a heartbeat!
3. Time Management? I’ve Got This.
Pregnant Me: I considered myself a multitasking pro at work and assumed I could create a well-structured home life.
New Mom Me: Wait, when was the last time I actually showered?
4. I Want to Be a Stay-at-Home Mom.
Pregnant Me: After working since I was a teenager, I was eager to embrace my new role as a stay-at-home mom, filled with educational activities and outings.
New Mom Me: I miss adult conversations, coffee breaks, and leisurely lunches! My brain feels foggy, and the zoo is too far. Playdates? Forget it! I just want to chat with another adult about anything other than diaper changes.
5. I’ll Sleep When the Baby Sleeps.
Pregnant Me: I planned to rest when my baby was asleep to bond during those quiet moments.
New Mom Me: Why does he need to be glued to me all the time? When he finally sleeps, I find myself stuffing my face with leftover pizza while multitasking in the bathroom or scrolling through social media.
6. I’ll Get Back in Shape Right Away.
Pregnant Me: I was certain I’d carve out time daily for exercise and maintain a nutritious diet.
New Mom Me: This is day four of fast food on the go while soothing my colicky baby. If we’re home, he cries and I can’t eat; in the car, he quiets down and I can munch away. It’s a win-win!
7. I Won’t Make Impulsive Decisions.
Pregnant Me: I swore I wouldn’t fall into the “new mom haircut” trap.
New Mom Me: With a messy bun that looks like a bird’s nest, I’ve decided it’s time for a drastic chop because who has time to brush hair anyway?
8. No Way Am I Using TV as a Babysitter.
Pregnant Me: I firmly believed babies should engage in activities, not just stare at screens.
New Mom Me: Here’s my list of reasons for TV time: bathroom breaks, coffee making, and just zoning out for a few minutes. Sometimes, you just need a moment to breathe!
9. I’ll Never Get Out of Maternity Clothes.
Pregnant Me: I thought maternity pants were the best invention ever! No buttons or zippers!
New Mom Me: Okay, this one still stands true. My post-baby body doesn’t quite fit into regular jeans, and chasing after a baby in anything else is a hassle. Maternity pants are still my go-to for comfort.
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Summary:
Navigating the first pregnancy can be filled with misconceptions and surprises. From underestimating exhaustion to the realities of motherhood, it’s a learning experience like no other. Understanding that plans can change and embracing the chaos is essential for new moms.