Summer flew by in the blink of an eye, thanks to an avalanche of unexpected snow days. But now, I’m determined to make this year a turning point—my transformation into the Mom Who is Organized and Actively Supports Her Kids’ Success. Yes, you heard it right; I’m ready to become That Mom.
Let’s be real, friends: being the Average Mom has been fun, but with three boys attending three different schools—elementary, middle, and high school—I’m stepping into what feels like the First Circle of Chaos. Juggling three separate schedules is no small feat, but I’m here for it. Survival is the name of the game, but it doesn’t have to be a messy affair. I’ve been busy crafting charming “Homework Stations” and “Snack Areas” that are Pinterest-worthy. Just last night, I prepared 25 snack packs of pretzels and carrot sticks—it’s more economical than prepackaged options, and yes, I had an hour to spare. I even splurged on organic yogurt and set aside an entire shelf in my fridge for ready-made lunches in bento boxes. This Average Mom is on her way to becoming That Mom.
In a testament to my new status, I won’t even grumble about the ridiculously specific school supply list. If they require a 1-ounce jumbo glue stick instead of a sale pack of smaller ones, then so be it! If I can’t find those elusive plastic, yellow, two-pocket, three-pronged folders because some crafty mom cleaned out the shelves, it won’t ruffle my feathers. Instead, I’ll cheerfully opt for one plastic green folder and one paper yellow folder. The teacher can choose which one she prefers and keep the spare. Look at me, being generous! Boom! That Mom is all about generosity.
And I’ll tackle this whole endeavor with a smile, thanks to my newfound outlook—and the knowledge that happy hour at the local restaurant is conveniently next door. Yes, I’m embracing change, but this journey requires some sustenance and liquid courage. As I entered the bar, I made an eye-opening discovery: every stool was occupied by That Moms, quietly sipping their pinot grigios and indulging in $5 Bang Bang Shrimp while venting about Ticonderoga pencils. They are my tribe: both Average Moms and That Moms, all in it together. One of them graciously scooted over to make room for me and handed me a drink menu.
Now, I just need to figure out which one is dealing in those hard-to-find folders.