I find myself spending a considerable amount of time at Costco. It’s where the bulk of my grocery shopping occurs, and where I can snag a giant ice cream for my kids at a fantastic price. Plus, the pizza is delicious, affordable, and conveniently ready by the time I’m done shopping. I genuinely enjoy the experience—most of the time.
However, my enthusiasm is often dampened by the sheer number of shoppers who seem to lack basic decency, common sense, and a sense of community. To help those of us who navigate Costco with a bit more awareness, I’ve developed some essential guidelines aimed at encouraging better behavior among fellow shoppers. Thus, I present:
The 10 Commandments of Costco
- Have your membership card ready before you reach the entrance.
- If you do not have your card prepared, kindly move your cart to the side and don’t impede others.
- When entering refrigerated sections, please do not leave your cart blocking the doorway.
- Be considerate when approaching the sample stations. If you spot a parent with young children and there are only a few samples left, allow the kids to go first. They especially love those torta rolls!
- If you encounter a parent with multiple children—especially on weekends—acknowledge their effort with a friendly smile. Parenting is no small feat!
- For those checking receipts at the exit, if there are multiple children in a cart, please refrain from placing a single smiley face sticker on one receipt. Instead, distribute equal stickers to each child. It’s a small gesture that goes a long way.
- As you walk back to your vehicle with your cart, avoid meandering aimlessly in the parking lot. Keep to the side to allow others to move freely.
- Always return your shopping carts after use.
- When exiting the parking lot, stop and allow anyone who has been waiting to back out of a space.
- If someone lets you back out of a spot after a lengthy wait, remember to express your gratitude with a smile and a wave.
Those who adhere to these commandments and pass them on will surely find favor in the realm of considerate shopping. As for the rest of you? There’s a special place in the chaos of Costco hell—also known as the parking lot.
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In summary, navigating Costco can be a delightful experience if we all commit to being more considerate of one another. Let’s work together to create a more pleasant shopping environment.