As my eldest prepares to start kindergarten in just a few weeks, the thought of him boarding that big yellow bus with a crowd of older kids fills me with a mix of excitement and dread. While I look forward to having some much-needed time to tackle my never-ending to-do list—like finally organizing the pantry (taking a well-deserved nap)—I can’t shake off the worries that keep creeping into my mind.
Many parents might fret about their little ones shedding tears on that first day, but my concerns run deeper. My 5-year-old, a bundle of energy with strong opinions, will likely hold it together. However, it’s me who might shed a few tears as I ponder these 25 worries:
- Will he mistake glue for a snack?
- What if a mischievous kid bullies him for his juice?
- Will he be upset when it’s not Wild Kratts time after lunch?
- What if my little chatterbox accidentally uses inappropriate language?
- He’s notoriously slow in the bathroom; what happens if nature calls?
- Will he loudly argue with a classmate about animal facts?
- His lack of modesty is alarming; will he run around the classroom without clothes?
- What if he decides to relieve himself outside during recess?
- Will he interrupt the teacher, insisting she’s wrong about something?
- In an absent-minded moment, will he wipe his nose on the teacher’s sleeve?
- Will he share embarrassing family secrets like his dad’s farting escapades?
- What if he only eats cookies and gets a note about healthier lunches?
- Will he vocalize his discontent with a “This is boring!” during class?
- Is gym class going to be a stage for his wild antics?
- Seriously, bathroom time is a saga with him—what will happen?
- What if he forgets when to disembark the bus?
- Will he embarrass me in front of the class with personal anecdotes?
- Will he struggle to make new friends?
- Or will he come home with tales of countless new crushes?
- Is he going to show off his new superhero underwear during show-and-tell?
- Will he leap up to demonstrate his ninja skills during lessons?
- Could he inadvertently start a roughhousing club at recess?
- Am I going to receive a call from the principal?
- Will he unleash his scissor skills on a classmate’s hair?
- Will he be thrilled or upset to discover school is all day, every day?
I have a strong feeling that a good number of these scenarios will unfold, so I’m mentally preparing for the chaos. Perhaps a little bribe for the teacher with chocolate and a nice cabernet is in order if my son proves to be quite the handful. For now, I’m gripping onto the last days of summer with a mix of anticipation and anxiety.
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Summary: As kindergarten approaches, many moms share a range of worries about their child’s first day, from social interactions to unexpected behavior. The transition can be filled with anxiety, but preparation and understanding can help alleviate these concerns.