Watching a presidential debate can feel strikingly similar to the experience of raising children. Here are seven compelling parallels:
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Deception is Commonplace
Regardless of political leanings, candidates often stretch the truth. As a parent, I’ve become quite adept at bending reality myself. It’s not unusual for me to say things like, “Sorry, sweetie, the ice cream truck is broken,” or, “The Tooth Fairy must have gotten lost this time, maybe because you didn’t share your toys.” (Quietly places a bottle of wine in the recycling bin.) -
Poor Listening Skills
Presidential hopefuls rarely engage in genuine listening. They’re often busy preparing their rebuttals rather than absorbing what’s being said. This mirrors the experience of asking your kids multiple times to tidy their rooms or brush their teeth. It’s as if you’re speaking into a void. -
Accusatory Finger Pointing
Debates are rife with finger-pointing, usually in a blameful manner. This behavior is also prevalent among children. A pointed finger directed up the stairs means “Go to your room!” while a direct point at a child signifies “Don’t you dare talk back!” And if my finger is pointed at my child? Well, let’s just say it’s usually my preteen daughter testing my patience. -
Mastering Evasion
Candidates have perfected the art of dodging direct questions. Parents are equally skilled in sidestepping tricky topics like, “Is Santa real?” or “Where’s my favorite toy?” Sometimes, I feel like I’m channeling Bill Clinton during a particularly tricky press conference. -
Endless Monotony
Many debates drag on with tedious exchanges of empty promises. This is reminiscent of the countless rounds of hide-and-seek or watching repetitive children’s shows. Honestly, I would choose to change a thousand diapers rather than listen to my child debate the merits of different superhero costumes. Just pick one and go to bed already! -
Condescending Attitudes
Candidates often wear patronizing smiles while facing their opponents, a trait that parents know all too well. We find ourselves smiling at our kids during their triumphs and tantrums, masking the urge to scream. A smile becomes a necessary tool to convince onlookers that all is well, even when it’s not. -
Awkward Moments Galore
Every debate—and indeed, every family gathering—has its share of cringe-worthy incidents. Just last week, my son innocently asked a woman with blue hair if she was a wizard. Moments like these can leave you wishing for a pillow to hide under.
Ultimately, after eight years, voters have the opportunity to choose again and correct past mistakes. If only parenting offered similar chances for do-overs! I, for one, would love a reset on the “where do babies come from” conversation.
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