Updated: July 20, 2021
Originally Published: July 17, 2015
Every mom has dreams, and while many of us might fantasize about fame or that dream job we’d actually look forward to, motherhood often shifts those aspirations to the backburner. New visions emerge, often tinged with humor and a touch of longing.
The Laundry-Free Utopia:
Imagine a life devoid of laundry—sounds heavenly, right? No more overflowing baskets or clothes scattered across the couch. You could picture tossing everything out in a fit of rebellion against the endless cycle of washing and folding. Sure, it might mean adopting a nudist lifestyle, but at least you wouldn’t have to ponder, “How on earth do we have this much laundry?” You’d dream of a simple wardrobe for each family member—one outfit per day, no exceptions.
Weight Loss by Magic:
While we all strive for body positivity, that stubborn baby weight sometimes lingers a little too long. Instead of giving up those cherished late-night snacks (because let’s face it, they’re often the only solo meals we get), we might envision that after a few more months of breastfeeding or a single slice of pizza for breakfast, everything will magically fall into place. Perhaps all that chasing after your toddler will help burn off that extra dessert. As for workouts? Oh, today was arm day; I folded six loads of clean clothes!
The Great Escape:
We’ve all had those moments when we daydream about storming out, leaving our partner to navigate the chaos of home life. You can just picture the scene: dishes piled high, kids in distress, and work clothes still unwashed for Monday. You imagine your partner, tears in their eyes, realizing how much you truly do. But in reality, they might just brag about the one dish they cleaned while the house is in complete disarray.
Raising Ideal Children:
You envision kids who would never hit another child, always extending kindness to others, especially the shy ones. In your dreams, they’re the ones who “rise up and call her blessed,” but in reality, your family is more known for their antics and your colorful language. You can almost hear them shout “Mommy, you’re the best!” right after they mispronounce “grapes” as “gwapes.”
Lottery Dreams:
While most people fantasize about winning the lottery, your thoughts might drift towards what you’d never have to do again. Cleaning dishes? Not a chance! Dealing with diaper disasters? No way! Hiring a night nanny? Yes, please! And yes, charitable donations would absolutely be part of the plan!
The Domestic Dream:
In your mind, you see a spotless home, children with clean hands, and floors so immaculate you could dine on gourmet meals right off them. No stray socks or messy countertops. When the doorbell rings, there’s no need to shove dirty pots and pans out of sight. Ah, if only being a perfect mom and wife were possible without kids or a partner!
The Big Break:
You imagine being “discovered” for something amazing—a viral Instagram post, an innovative stroller design, or even your angelic singing voice attracting a big-time music executive. Anything sounds better than your kids walking in on you while you’re on the toilet!
The Temptation of an Affair:
Sometimes, those frustrating moments with your partner lead to thoughts of running into a celebrity who sweeps you off your feet. You can envision a dreamy encounter—an invitation to escape the chaos. But when you return home to your partner, who’s still charming despite the baby spit-up on their shirt, you realize that “better the devil you know” might just be the truth.
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In summary, the realities of being a mom can often lead to whimsical daydreams. From wishing for a laundry-free existence to envisioning perfect children and even fantasizing about a life-changing lottery win, these thoughts are a humorous way to cope with the challenges of motherhood.