1. I assumed it was acceptable to touch a pregnant woman’s belly without asking. Absolutely not. While some women might welcome the gesture, it’s essential to ask first. A pregnant woman’s reaction can range from a warm smile to an unexpected jab to the collarbone. Tread carefully!
2. I believed that creating a baby registry would be enjoyable. Entering the world of baby registries is akin to navigating a horror film—full of unexpected frights. You might start out feeling excited as you pick out adorable onesies and bibs, but by the time you confront the feeding section, you might be on the brink of a meltdown. And when I finally brought home my breast pump, the overwhelming instructions nearly pushed me into early labor!
3. I thought crying for odd reasons was a myth. I managed to keep my emotions in check until one day, when I found myself sobbing uncontrollably in a busy deli—over a missed sandwich order. Yes, I turned into a mascara-running puddle of tears all because the deli worker skipped me.
4. I expected my pregnancy to be a breeze. I thought since I was healthy and under 35, I would have an easy nine months. Not so fast! Pregnancy can throw curveballs like gestational diabetes, a breech baby, and even the need for a C-section.
5. I assumed shopping for maternity clothes would be a delightful experience. Instead, I found that nothing fits quite right. Even if it does, that piece may only last until you reach the parking lot. Maternity stores even offer fake “bumps” for you to try clothes on with—great, if you enjoy wearing something that’s seen countless other expectant mothers before you!
6. I thought pregnancy would be a serene time. Sure, yoga and deep breathing can help, but don’t be surprised when unexpected rage bubbles to the surface. Whether it’s a blowout argument with your partner or a meltdown at the doctor’s office, these moments can arise from the “perfect storm” of hormonal shifts, discomfort, and the stress of impending motherhood.
7. I thought I would easily remember how far along I was. The truth? I often forgot! I frequently told people I was 19 weeks pregnant for weeks on end. My responses varied significantly depending on who was asking—strangers got the simple months answer, while close friends received quirky updates like, “I’m at the stage where I can’t see the cup at my doctor’s appointment.”
8. I thought “pregnancy brain” was just a saying. I was partly correct—it’s not just a phrase! I often found myself forgetting where I put my sunglasses, which were on my head the whole time. It’s true, pregnancy brain is as real as the cravings that come with it.
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In summary, the journey of pregnancy can be filled with surprises and challenges that no amount of research can fully prepare you for. From unexpected emotions to the realities of maternity shopping, each experience is unique and often far from what you might expect.