Recently, I found myself on my period while browsing through an organic grocery store. It seemed like the perfect opportunity to explore the feminine hygiene aisle and grab some eco-conscious products. However, I quickly became overwhelmed by the bewildering selection. There were reusable cloths, menstrual cups, pads free from chlorine and fragrances, biodegradable options, and even sea sponges. I spotted bamboo underwear designed to be leak-proof and various plant-based stain removers. It was a whole new world of sustainable menstruation!
Curiosity led my eyes to the “intimacy” shelf, where I was surprised to find gluten-free lubricant—who knew that vaginas could be vegan? I decided to take a small step toward greener choices and added a pack of “natural” pads to my cart before heading to the restroom.
Upon opening the package, I immediately faced a challenge: the pads were not individually wrapped. How does one discreetly carry around a pad that’s the size of a forearm? If I were heading out for a nice dinner, would I stuff it into my purse or wrap it in some eco-friendly alternative? Surely, there must be pads with biodegradable wrapping; perhaps I just selected the ultimate earth-friendly version by mistake.
After peeling off the adhesive backing, I attempted to affix the pad to my high-waisted underwear. Without the usual industrial-grade glue, it was not sticking well. As I waddled to the produce section in search of non-GMO potatoes, I prayed that my eco-friendly feminine protection wouldn’t make an embarrassing exit from my cart.
Considering options like menstrual cups or sustainably sourced sea sponges seemed daunting. The thought of maneuvering a small silicone cup around my cervix was unsettling. What if it overflowed or got lost? And honestly, what exactly are sustainably harvested sea sponges? Are they plants or animals? I’ve put some odd things in my body, but I draw the line at sponges.
To add to the confusion, I was unaware that vaginas come in different sizes. I’m just 5’2”; does that mean I have a smaller vagina? How does one determine their size? It’s alarming to realize I’ve navigated life without this knowledge!
Then there are the women who embrace cloth menstrual products. They are the true eco-warriors, likely the same women who homestead, homeschool, and prepare everything from scratch. I admire their dedication, but I can barely keep up with laundry. How could I manage the soaking and washing of reusable rags? Isn’t sorting my recycling enough?
I can’t help but feel guilty about my menstrual habits. How many plastic tampon applicators and heavily scented pads have I contributed to landfills? If I change my ways now, is it even possible to make a difference? This whole movement feels like an overwhelming and archaic ritual. Perhaps I should just hibernate for five days each month, or maybe my partner could build me a quaint menstruation hut equipped with a wet bar, Wi-Fi, and air conditioning. I could contain my monthly inconveniences, lessen my carbon footprint, and finally take a break from chores.
This article was originally published on July 8, 2015.
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In summary, navigating eco-friendly menstrual products can feel daunting, but every small step helps toward a more sustainable future. Whether it’s choosing organic pads or exploring menstrual cups, every effort counts in reducing waste.