By: Lila Harper
As I reflect on my life before motherhood, I realize that the version of me you know is just a fraction of who I used to be. You see, the “mama” that you’re familiar with is the one who insists on healthy dinners, complains about the volume at the local burger joint, and struggles to make it through a full movie without dozing off. I can’t help but think that you’d find your pre-mama mamas fascinating, if only for a moment. So here are a few things about me that you might not know—things that vanished into the abyss of motherhood along with my high heels and my ability to sleep in past 8 a.m.
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I Used to Have a Colorful Vocabulary
I recently had a moment of panic when I heard you casually drop a “gosh darn it.” I must admit, before you started mimicking everything we said, my language was a bit more… expressive. I was known to unleash some serious expletives—think calling friends “losers” or ranting about bad drivers with terms that would make your ears burn. “Freakin’” was my go-to adjective. Now, however, I find myself cringing at your innocent phrases, trying to maintain a facade of propriety. I guess you could call me a hypocrite—but please don’t, that’s not nice. -
I Used to Love to Party
I know one day you’ll come home reeking of beer and I’ll have to remind you that I’m not one of those “cool moms” who lets their teenagers drink freely. Before you roll your eyes and bring up my past, let me tell you—I had my share of wild nights. I once danced on tables, sang karaoke with abandon, and even bought a Christmas tree at 4 a.m. But with those fun times came some not-so-great decisions, like walking home alone after a few too many. Just remember, I’m here to guide you, so please don’t do anything reckless. Save the partying for when you turn 21; I promise we will celebrate together! -
I Wasn’t Always So Strict
I know I can come off as a drill sergeant sometimes, barking orders about eating vegetables or going to bed on time. But believe it or not, I used to be much more lenient. Back in college, I could lounge around all day, binge-watching dating shows until dawn without a care in the world. Now, I feel the weight of teaching you how to be responsible and healthy, which is why I sometimes have to be the “fun police.” But let’s make a deal: this weekend, you can have waffles for dinner if I can sleep in until noon. Sound fair? -
I Used to Be Considered Cool
You might not believe it, but there was a time when I was deemed “cool” by my friends. Those days feel like a distant memory now, overshadowed by the responsibilities of motherhood. -
I Always Dreamed of You
Long before I ever dropped an f-bomb or took my first shot, I envisioned a life with you in it. The idea of having my own family was always my ultimate aspiration. In a cosmic sense, I was destined to be your mama, just as you were meant to be my child. Yes, my life has changed in many ways, but you have brought me the most cherished gift—a dream come true. I would sacrifice countless late nights and wild parties for the joy you bring into my life.
In conclusion, while motherhood has its challenges, it has also brought immeasurable joy and fulfillment. I hope one day you can appreciate the journey that led me to you.
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