I always anticipated that becoming a parent would be fulfilling, which is why I urged my partner for three years to start a family. However, I was unprepared for the multitude of unexpected joys that come with having little ones in tow. For those considering parenthood or dealing with a hesitant partner, here are some delightful perks to look forward to!
- Kids receive more candy than you can imagine, and as a responsible parent, you’re expected to limit their intake. What does this mean for you? It’s practically mandatory for you to enjoy the candy yourself!
- You acquire extraordinary abilities, like knowing exactly what your child needs or making their boo-boos vanish with just a kiss. It’s almost like being a superhero!
- Watching your partner light up with joy when your child finds humor in even the silliest of things—like their dad’s “dad jokes”—is priceless.
- For a few years, you’ll be gifted with a bounty of half-eaten chicken nuggets and mac and cheese. Relish this time, because soon enough, those very kids will be devouring everything on their plates and eyeing yours with envy.
- Dining out with kids often means being seated in the back of the restaurant. While some might take offense, I see it as a blessing—it’s like having a private dining experience!
- Many places lack public restrooms, but they’ll usually let you use the staff bathroom if you’re accompanied by a little one. Truth be told, it’s often me who needs to go. Adults have their own emergencies too!
- Traveling with small children? No need to fret about overhead bin space! You’ll get the privilege of pre-boarding, leaving someone else to check their luggage.
- Kids are the ultimate excuse for skipping events. “Sorry, we can’t attend your open mic night; we can’t find a babysitter!” or “We have to leave before the slideshow starts because the kids need to go to bed.”
- Cake is practically a guaranteed perk of parenthood. Your child’s friends will invite them to birthday parties, and many schools host parties for the whole class. While you might not get your own slice, stealing a bite from your kid is totally acceptable—just steer clear of taking from another child; that’s a no-go.
- You can relive the joy of your favorite childhood books through your children. Shel Silverstein, where have you been all my life?
Bonus: You’ll always have a snuggle buddy, and let’s be honest—your kids usually smell better than your pets!
So there you have it: parenting is filled with delightful surprises!
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Summary: Parenthood comes with a host of unexpected joys, from sneaking candy to enjoying the simple pleasures of life through your children’s eyes. Embrace the delightful surprises and consider the journey ahead!