Ah, the classic tale of “When I was your age, I had to trek ten miles to school … uphill both ways … through blizzards … while dodging wild animals.” It’s a rite of passage for every generation, and despite our intentions to break the cycle, here I am, stepping right into it.
Dear Kids,
Let’s take a trip down memory lane to when WE were children…
When you had a crush and wanted to share it, you didn’t post on social media. Instead, you wrote on the bathroom stall or called into the local radio station, and your beloved was always tuned in, simply because there was nothing else to occupy their time.
Ordering pizza meant Domino’s, where your choices were limited to cheese or pepperoni. If the delivery took more than 30 minutes, it was on the house.
Making popcorn was a hands-on experience. You either used a pot with kernels and oil or, if you were lucky, a Jiffy Pop kit, complete with the risk of burning yourself on the stove.
Want to see a movie? You waited all summer for the latest kid-friendly flick to hit theaters, squeezing a bag of popcorn and a tiny cup of soda between your knees because, guess what? Cup holders didn’t exist. And yes, you were likely seated next to someone puffing away because smoking was perfectly acceptable in theaters.
To own that coveted film, you’d wait a whole year for it to come out on VHS or Betamax, shelling out around $80, hoping the tape wouldn’t snap every time you hit rewind.
Remember how we used to listen to music? If you wanted to jam on the go, you had a brick-like Walkman, which was quite the challenge to juggle while riding your bike. Unless, of course, you had one of those trendy baskets.
If you loved a song, you either begged your mom for a trip to the mall to buy the record or cassette or sat by the radio, ready to hit record on your tape deck—only to be interrupted by the DJ who just had to talk over the intro.
When frozen yogurt cravings hit, you simply tossed a Yoplait container into the freezer.
Cereal prizes? They were actually mixed in with the cereal, not encased in layers of plastic like today. Who cared if it was “Made in China”? That was part of the thrill!
Selling candy for school meant loading it into a wagon and making your way through the neighborhood, knocking on doors without a second thought about safety.
Watching TV meant choosing from a mere three channels and praying for decent reception.
If you wanted to play video games, you stuffed quarters into a sock and begged for a trip to the arcade, where you could watch others play while waiting for your turn. At home, gaming meant asking for an Atari or an Intellivision, typically connected to a tiny, ancient black-and-white TV from Grandma.
For wireless communication, you had a walkie-talkie or, if you were fortunate, a cordless phone. These devices barely worked, so you were better off with two cans connected by string.
When it came time for school reports, you hopped in the family station wagon and headed to the library, poring over the Dewey Decimal System to locate dusty books. It took hours, but that was just the way of life.
And don’t even get me started on the McDonald’s Happy Meal—who else offered kids’ meals? You got a minuscule burger, a handful of fries, some cookies, a small soda, and a toy—no one cared about gender-specific toys, and yes, they were likely made with questionable materials.
If Mom wanted a diet soda, she reached for Tab, a drink that tasted like it was canned straight from the devil’s pantry.
Shoes? You had two options: sneakers or flip-flops, and you wore them until they were nothing but rags, even at the pool.
And when you needed to take a photo, clip a coupon, look up a definition, or get directions, you relied on your camera, scissors, dictionary, or a paper map. Apps? No such luck!
So, toughen up, kiddos—life’s a breeze compared to what we faced. If we made it, you can too!
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Summary:
This nostalgic piece reflects on the simpler yet challenging childhood experiences of past generations, highlighting everything from communication methods to entertainment, food, and more. It serves as a reminder to the younger generation that while times may have changed, the essence of growing up remains universal.