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You find yourself at the shopping mall. Why is your little one in tears?
- a) No change for the coin-operated merry-go-round ride.
- b) You refused to buy her an entire cookie cake.
- c) Terrified of those automatic flushing toilets.
- d) It doesn’t even matter; just be proud that you’re not crying, too.
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What’s on the dinner menu tonight?
- a) Herb-roasted chicken with garlic parmesan scalloped potatoes… at least that’s what my Pinterest says.
- b) Something from the slow cooker.
- c) Leftovers from yesterday’s slow cooker meal.
- d) Frozen chicken nuggets. Yes, again.
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Why is your back aching?
- a) Carried the baby around for what felt like 47 hours yesterday.
- b) Scrubbed pet stains off the floor behind the toilet.
- c) Bent over too many times to decipher your tween’s mumbling.
- d) Probably just from years of this routine.
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Where did the beloved blankie go?
- a) Ugh, I bet we left it at Grandma’s house.
- b) Stuck between the wall and the mattress, just like always—only I think to check there.
- c) No clue, probably with the lost scarves from last winter and those single socks.
- d) I tucked it in the laundry because it was so filthy it could attract stray cats.
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What did your child just ingest while you weren’t watching?
- a) OMG, DID SHE REALLY SWALLOW SOMETHING? CALL 911!
- b) 87 delightful gummy vitamins.
- c) Something disgusting they found on the sidewalk.
- d) Well, I guess we’ll find out later, won’t we?
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Your child is starting preschool, and you’re anxious. What’s the worst that could happen?
- a) She’ll refuse to nap and be a total grump later on.
- b) She’ll have an accident because I forgot to pack a change of clothes.
- c) She’ll throw such a fit over a banana with brown spots that we might be banned.
- d) LICE.
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What’s the ideal amount of screen time?
- a) 30 minutes a day.
- b) 30 minutes plus whatever extra hours I need to keep my sanity intact.
- c) I don’t interfere—what I don’t see can’t harm me.
- d) UNLIMITED. Wait, were we discussing the kids?
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Oh no, the family hamster has passed away. What’s your plan?
- a) Organize a small, respectful funeral in the backyard.
- b) Tell the kids he’s gone to a lovely farm.
- c) Hope they don’t notice—they lost interest two days after we got him, anyway.
- d) “Died? What do you mean? He’s right here!” hides the pet store receipt
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The kids are finally out of the house! Which long-neglected task will you tackle first?
- a) Laundry.
- b) Thank-you notes from Christmases long past.
- c) Sort through baby photos of the kids.
- d) Shhh, I can’t hear you over my binge-watching session.
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Summary: This article presents a fun and engaging quiz designed for mothers, focusing on relatable scenarios that only they could truly understand. From managing toddler meltdowns to navigating dinner dilemmas, these questions highlight the unique challenges and humorous realities of motherhood.