As if we don’t already have enough on our plates! But here’s the deal: I’m lying here, totally unmotivated and thinking, “I can’t wait to dive into that DIY moon sand project, dye ourselves with vegetable pigments, and sculpt our homemade sand into an epic replica of the Millennium Falcon!” Or maybe, “Sure, I’ll drive four kids to that science museum two hours away. We’ll enthusiastically explore the exhibits and tackle the 10-page scavenger hunt I whipped up last night. Then, we’ll come home and discuss the scientific theories we learned, because—hold onto your hats—what if we don’t keep our brains stimulated ALL summer?”
Wait a second! I just remembered! We absolutely MUST head to the dollar store to grab a hundred pool noodles to build a backyard water park! We’ll invite all the neighborhood kids over, whip up some vegan popsicles, slice watermelon into dolphin shapes, and craft a crudités platter styled like a palm tree. And what summer pool party would be complete without gluten-free hot dogs topped with artisanal ketchup? I’m over it. Just like I’m over the school year, I’m already done with summer. By “done,” I mean I’m over all the forced, meticulously planned summer activities I’m “supposed” to provide for my kids. What I want them to experience this summer is the same kind of summer I had in the late 1970s. The exact same one. I survived it, and so will they. In fact, it must have been pretty unforgettable because I can recount it in vivid detail over three decades later. It was about FUN. Fun we created ourselves. What a novel idea.
Here are my top 10 suggestions for giving your kids a 1970s-style summer this year:
- Encourage Outdoor Play. All day long. Seriously. Let them drink from the hose, run through sprinklers, and swim until their hair feels like straw. They can explore, play hide-and-seek, and read under a tree. Judy Blume books, anyone?
- Let Them Watch TV. And I mean a lot of it! But only classic shows—think The Love Boat, The Carol Burnett Show, and Charlie’s Angels. Every little girl in the late ’70s wanted to be a detective like the one on Hart to Hart, right?
- Food Freedom. Allow them to eat whatever they can find. Forget stocked pantries filled with organic snacks. This summer is all about Frito-Lay and cherry Kool-Aid. Picture me mixing sugar into a pitcher of tap water—hydration, 1970s style!
- Movie Marathons. Drop them off at the local cinema for a full day of back-to-back films. Sneak from one theater to another—no one will care!
- Sleepovers Galore. Let them stay at their best friend’s house for days at a time. No need to check in; they’ll figure things out. This gives you time for your own relaxation.
- Craft from Found Objects. No trips to the craft store allowed. They should rummage through the garage and create something from whatever they find. No Googling allowed!
- Host a Talent Show. A real performance where they can sing and dance for you. Promise to keep it private—no social media sharing!
- Endless Games. Give them a classic board game, one that will test their patience until they want to throw it out the window.
- Fort Building. Encourage them to construct a fort in the backyard using whatever materials they can find. No help needed—let them get creative!
- Embrace the Ordinary. Teach them to find joy in the mundane. Trust me, this skill will serve them well in their 40s.
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In summary, giving your children a 1970s-style summer is all about simple pleasures, creativity, and independence. It’s about letting them roam free, explore their imaginations, and make their own fun.