Hey there, it’s Earth Day! Did you know kids possess an inherent knack for environmentalism? Here are 11 amusing ways children express their disapproval of wasteful habits and embrace sustainability.
- No Driving for Them: They don’t drive, and if you dare to take them in a car, they’ll let you know just how harmful it is to the planet—sometimes with a little projectile vomiting right on your neck.
- Laundry? What Laundry?: The same superhero t-shirt, worn continuously for 93 days until it resembles a tattered relic, is perfectly acceptable. They have no use for your trendy Old Navy clothes.
- Food Refusal: They go beyond veganism to adopt a new lifestyle: nothing-ism. It’s not just about avoiding animal products; they’re all about conserving resources by not eating at all.
- Baths Are Out: The mere mention of a bath sends them into a tizzy. What, are you trying to destroy the Earth? They adamantly refuse, protesting strongly against the concept of a tub.
- Shared Baths with a Twist: If a sibling is involved, they might reconsider. And if they can multitask by peeing in the tub, well, that’s one less toilet flush to worry about! To a toddler, all water is usable.
- Water Conservation Champions: They turn off the tap while brushing their teeth, but that’s only because they refuse to brush their teeth at all. The potential water waste from this activity is totally unacceptable.
- Flying is Not an Option: They don’t fly—who would want to be on a plane with a two-year-old who runs like the wind? Plus, they can’t pay for their own seat anyway.
- Diaper Dilemma: They shun disposable diapers in favor of staying in a filthy one indefinitely. New, clean diapers are a grave injustice to the environment, and they are not shy about expressing their disdain.
- Dishes, What Dishes?: Why waste water on plates and utensils when that old Cheerio under the stove is still good? They have their own ideas about resource management.
- Recycling Enthusiasts: They can spend hours playing with an empty juice bottle or dragging a Beef Taquitos package to bed. Recycling is their version of a treasure hunt.
- Creative Play with Waste: Your mass-produced plastic toys don’t impress them. They’d much rather play with a used tampon wrapper, which they see as a perfectly good item for imaginative play.
This article originally appeared on April 22, 2015, and encapsulates how children naturally embrace eco-friendly practices.
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Summary
Kids showcase their environmental awareness in humorous yet impactful ways, from refusing to drive to creatively recycling everyday items. Their unique perspectives on conservation offer valuable lessons for adults striving to reduce waste and promote sustainability.