You Know You’re Expecting When…

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You Know You’re Expecting When… by Sarah Thompson

Updated: August 20, 2023

Originally Published: April 14, 2023

1. You find yourself asking your partner multiple times a day if you’re getting too big.
2. The thought of your partner suggesting you might be gaining weight makes you want to throw a pillow at him.
3. You show up at work only to have your assistant gently inform you that your shoes clash.
4. You start eyeing strollers on the street like you once did with attractive people.
5. Your Google searches now include “pregnancy” and “is this normal?”
6. You develop an unusual fixation on the color and consistency of your discharge.
7. Cooking spaghetti at 8 a.m. suddenly seems like a brilliant idea.
8. You begin to ponder if your local donut shop offers a loyalty program.
9. You find yourself getting up to use the bathroom, only to realize you just went.
10. You save your favorite outfit (and underwear) for your OB-GYN appointments.
11. You can recall the location of every restroom in places you’ve visited.
12. You embrace wearing flip-flops everywhere, including professional settings and religious services.
13. While in the shower, you glance down and realize you can’t see your anatomy, prompting you to double-check in the mirror.
14. You gingerly extract your breasts from your bra due to extreme tenderness.
15. Even your dog seems to question your current state, giving you a look that says, “What happened to you?”
16. If one more person advises you to “sleep now while you can,” you might just lose it.
17. You would much rather catch some Z’s than engage in intimacy or even eat.
18. You find yourself requesting a recliner to replace your office chair—comfort is key!
19. You battle drowsiness while your partner remains unfazed.
20. The thought of intimacy is less appealing due to swelling in your body.
21. You find yourself pleading with your partner for intimacy, hoping it might induce labor, only to apologize right after for the awkwardness.

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Summary:

Pregnancy brings a whirlwind of changes and experiences that can feel overwhelming yet hilarious. From unexpected cravings to the challenges of bodily changes, the journey is unique for every individual. This lighthearted look at the signs of pregnancy highlights the humorous side of what many expectant parents go through, reminding us that while pregnancy can be tough, it’s also a time filled with joy and anticipation.