When I mention “Easter,” what springs to mind? Easter baskets filled with sweets? Colorful jelly beans? Or perhaps those slightly unnerving giant bunny costumes lurking in shopping malls? While Easter is rooted in religious significance, in the broader American society, it has morphed into a delightful celebration of springtime.
And honestly, I’m all for it. Many of the symbols associated with this Christian holy day—like eggs, rabbits, and flowers—have been linked to themes of rebirth and fertility long before Christianity took hold. I’m not about to argue with ancient civilizations over the Easter Bunny’s origins.
However, as someone who was immersed in the Catholic tradition and spent 12 formative years in Catholic school—back when nuns had a reputation for wielding rulers—I can tell you that the religious customs surrounding Easter and Holy Week add a profound significance to this holiday. So profound, in fact, that even when we’re not in our plaid uniforms, it’s easy to spot a fellow Catholic.
1. Knees of Steel
During the 40 days leading up to Easter, many Catholics increase their church attendance, which means a lot of kneeling and standing. Just a single session of the Stations of the Cross can have even the most dedicated fitness enthusiasts gasping for breath. Sure, some may need knee replacements by 35, but their quads and glutes are undoubtedly enviable.
2. Grilled Cheese Experts
As Catholics gear up for Easter, there are periods of fasting and abstaining from meat. Despite the plethora of mouthwatering vegetarian recipes available online, grilled cheese and tomato soup seem to have become the go-to meal during Lent. Some claim this is a nod to The Great Constantinian Cheese and Tomato Edict of 314 AD. But let’s be honest—who knows if that’s true?
3. Snowstorms Don’t Surprise Us
For those who grew up Catholic in the northern regions, late March snowstorms are just a regular occurrence. I can still picture little girls shivering in their frilly dresses, trudging to Mass, and boys getting scolded for stepping in slush puddles. The memories of our moms yelling at our dads to crank up the car heater while clutching wilting floral corsages are forever etched in our minds.
4. Incense and Guilt
While some individuals light incense for various personal reasons, for Catholics, it’s a staple during Holy Thursday Mass. I once attended a service with so much incense that the smoke detectors were virtually begging for mercy. It’s reminiscent of how some Catholics nod off during homilies, only to be jolted awake by the most pious family member. Funny how a whiff of Nag Champa can trigger a wave of guilt and a sudden craving for coffee.
5. Chocolate Comes with a Price
Easter morning can feel akin to Christmas morning, filled with anticipation of sweet treats after a long period of good behavior. However, Easter also involves the discomfort of new, itchy outfits. Children endure lengthy services in their frilly bonnets and starched clothes, all while Aunt Marge and Great-Aunt Betty arrive wearing overpowering floral perfumes. Yet, amidst it all, there’s chocolate—a true blessing that makes it all worthwhile. Thank you, Jesus, for Godiva!
In summary, Easter is more than just a holiday; it’s a tapestry of traditions and memories, especially for those who grew up in the Catholic faith. From the physical toll of kneeling to the culinary quirks and nostalgic weather memories, these experiences shape our connection to the celebration.
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