Let’s Celebrate! We’re Not Expecting!

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Let’s Celebrate! We’re Not Expecting!

by Samantha Taylor
Updated: August 21, 2015
Originally Published: April 2, 2015

I am not expecting a child. In fact, I have made the conscious decision to not become pregnant again for the rest of my life. My unoccupied womb is by choice.

Together, my husband, daughter, and I form a complete family unit. Despite this, friends and family—well-meaning individuals who are aware of our ability to produce adorable children—persistently inquire about when we plan to start “Round Two.” They suggest we could go for a boy! Or that our daughter might enjoy a sisterly bond! Typically, these comments are accompanied by a light-hearted chuckle or a playful nudge. If I happen to gaze at a friend’s baby for too long (or heaven forbid, ask to hold the infant), I’m often told that there’s a telling “reproductive sparkle” in my eyes. Occasionally, I catch someone glancing at my midsection, searching for any signs of a baby bump. Opting not to sip wine at family gatherings tends to lead to even more questions.

Some may speculate that this heightened curiosity stems from my status as a mother of just one child. But let’s delve deeper into this idea. In the world of celebrity gossip, we see Jennifer Smith, a well-known actress and mother of three, frequently subjected to scrutiny about her physique. Bold headlines proclaim things like PREGNANT WITH #4: WHAT DOES HER PARTNER THINK? while she strolls in oversized clothing, coffee in hand. It seems that she can’t even step outside without the public speculating about her reproductive status. So how does a celebrity mom respond? She appears on talk shows, humorously addressing the topic with perfectly timed jokes while maintaining her fabulous image.

But what should a regular woman do, without the benefit of a public relations team or scheduled interviews? While curiosity is understandable, the advent of social media has created an environment where answers seem expected. I have no desire to make a grand announcement on Facebook or tweet my personal choices—it’s far too impersonal. Is it so wrong to hope that my body belongs to me, free from constant scrutiny?

Thus, I propose a novel idea: We desperately need a line of “no more baby announcement” cards for women who are done with childbearing—ideal for those with anywhere from zero to 18 kids (sorry, Duggar family—we’re still counting past 19). These chic announcements could feature modern fonts and stylish designs, serving as the perfect way to put an end to speculation with a touch of humor. Perhaps they could include a family portrait or a fun image of a confident woman giving a thumbs up.

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In summary, while societal pressures may prompt questions about expanding our family, I stand firm in my decision. There’s a need for creative ways to communicate that our family is complete, and perhaps a line of cheeky announcement cards is just the ticket.