11 Creative Ways to Weather a Snowstorm with a Toddler

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Hello, fellow East Coasters! As we embrace the winter storms of 2015, I find myself reveling in the “epic” snow days more than most, especially since I get to share them with my toddler. Experiencing this frosty wonderland with a child guarantees a day filled with joy, creativity, and yes, a few headaches.

It’s a little-known truth that toddlers can be the most entertaining companions when you’re stuck indoors. While there might be some connection to Stockholm syndrome, sharing confined spaces with a little one who has yet to master potty training requires a unique approach. Here’s a list of engaging activities to make your snow day extraordinary!

  1. Transform all the toilet paper in your home into a stream of colorful decorations. Host a dance party with your toddler, using the toilet paper as festive props. Don’t hold back; your toddler will appreciate your best moves!
  2. Make a nutritious breakfast, then watch in amusement as your toddler sends it flying across the room or uses it as hair gel.
  3. Get cozy and watch Daniel Tiger, focusing on the quirky moments when characters decide to wear or not wear pants.
  4. Allow your toddler to explore the magic of opening and slamming drawers. It’s a simple joy that they find endlessly entertaining.
  5. Enjoy a messy bonding moment by eating yogurt with your toddler using your hands instead of spoons. It’s messy but surprisingly nutritious!
  6. Repeat the yogurt activity with goldfish crackers to add a crunchy twist. After all, too much dairy can spoil the fun!
  7. Tune into Calliou, but keep the volume low to avoid his whiny voice. Allow your imagination to wander to a tranquil place where he doesn’t exist—this is your chance for a brief escape!
  8. Fold laundry only to have your toddler immediately unfold it. Continue this cycle until your patience runs thin. Then, it’s time to switch gears!
  9. Press your nose against the window and push harder. Your toddler will find this hilarious—toddlers have simple tastes!
  10. Drop tampons into the toilet one at a time for your toddler to marvel at as they expand in the water. It’s almost like a beach day, minus the sand!
  11. Vent your frustrations at Elsa. Sometimes you just need to let it out!

This list should keep you busy until approximately 9:15 a.m. After that, the rest of the day is wide open. What other fun activities can you think of?

Good luck, everyone!

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