10 Times I Wish I Weren’t a Mom

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I adore my kids. The depth of my love for them is something I never anticipated—a wild, fierce, I-would-jump-in-front-of-a-bus-for-you kind of devotion. Yet, as exhilarating as this love is, it can be utterly draining. Motherhood is a marathon, not a sprint. Loving my children doesn’t mean I enjoy every aspect of parenting. In fact, there are moments when I wish I could just hit the pause button and take a breather. Here are ten such occasions:

  1. Weekend Lunchtime Madness. In my youth, I juggled multiple jobs, including a stint as a waitress at a diner. I was terrible at it—cold soup, incorrect salad dressings, and chaotic service were my forte. Now, I find myself back in the thick of it every weekend, playing the roles of chef, server, dishwasher, and cleanup crew all rolled into one. And let’s not even talk about the constant complaints about ice levels in drinks.
  2. Pre-Nap Battles. My youngest, Timmy, is a nap refuser unless he’s glued to his favorite show. Without Curious George, nap time is a lost cause, and I find myself negotiating with a tired toddler while trying to keep the baby from climbing the stairs. The chaos is real.
  3. Project Disruption. For weeks, I’ve been attempting to clean out the garage fridge. Just when I’m making progress, someone inevitably needs something—be it a book from the top shelf or a demonstration of a new ‘cool trick’ (this week, it’s burping on command). Projects? What are those?
  4. Creative Resistance. When I sat down with Timmy to color a preschool project, I expected joy. Instead, it turned into a tug-of-war where I had to bribe him with chocolate and endless rounds of Candy Land. I can only imagine how much fun homework will be when he reaches middle school!
  5. Homework Havoc. My oldest, Jake, is usually on top of his homework, but it’s like clockwork that his younger brother decides to engage in a Nerf war or belt out Frosty the Snowman at full volume. It’s a circus, and not the charming kind.
  6. The End of Breaks. After three weeks of continuous family time, my sanity is hanging by a thread. Any parent who says they enjoy long breaks is probably a teacher!
  7. Phone Call Chaos. The moment I pick up the phone, my kids suddenly become hyperactive, requiring my full attention for every little thing. My friends and I can spend half an hour discussing our children’s antics without actually connecting on anything significant.
  8. Sibling Showdowns. My kids can go from sweet moments to all-out war in seconds. Recently, they fought over who got to hold the baby, which ended in tears. I tried to mediate with the logic of “there’s enough baby to go around,” but that only escalated things.
  9. Catching Lies. As Jake edges closer to his tween years, I find myself discovering more fibs. It’s frustrating and disheartening. I wish he knew he could always be honest with me, regardless of the truth, because my love is unwavering.
  10. Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder. It sounds contradictory, but there are days when I crave a moment of silence—just to breathe, think, or even use the bathroom without an audience. Yet, when they’re not home, I miss them fiercely and worry about their well-being, even in the care of trusted friends. Being a mom means my heart is shared among three little souls, and it feels whole only when we’re together.

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In summary, motherhood is a blend of love and chaos. While the challenges can be overwhelming, the joys of parenting make it all worthwhile.