As parents, we do everything possible for our children because our love for them knows no bounds. We engage in their world, whether it’s diving under slides at the playground or allowing them to dress us up in wild costumes while we build forts. We constantly shower them with compliments about how clever, funny, beautiful, and incredible they are.
However, there are moments when we reach our breaking point and find ourselves holding back on what we’d really like to say. Instead, we opt for phrases that are more palatable than the thoughts racing through our minds. Here’s a playful look at what we often say versus what we really mean:
- We Say: “Let’s see.”
We Mean: “Not a chance, so please stop asking.” - We Say: “We’re not there yet.”
We Mean: “Keep it up, and you’ll arrive with a one-way ticket on the roof rack.” - We Say: “Would you like to play with my phone?”
We Mean: “If I hand this to you, can I enjoy my coffee in peace?” - We Say: “Mm-hmm.” (while making eye contact)
We Mean: “How long do I need to nod for you to take the hint?” - We Say: “Mm-hmm.” (without making eye contact)
We Mean: “I’m completely zoning out on what you’re saying.” - We Say: “Wow, really?”
We Mean: “I have absolutely no idea what you just told me.” - We Say: “Are you sure about that?”
We Mean: “You are mistaken or dreaming. Think again about what you just said or did.” - We Say: (Silent, blatant ignoring)
We Mean: “I’m trying to remain calm. For your own good, please stop talking and walk away.” - We Say: “Go ask your other parent.”
We Mean: “Find someone else to pester.”
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In summary, parenting often involves a delicate balance between our true feelings and the need to express kindness and patience. These phrases reflect our struggle to communicate effectively while maintaining a loving atmosphere for our children.