9 Childhood Songs That We Definitely Should Not Have Sung

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As kids, belting out tunes in the backseat alongside our siblings while our parents drove was a cherished pastime. However, with adult ears, we can now decipher the true meaning behind those catchy lyrics. Many of us now realize our parents either weren’t paying attention or were just glad we weren’t fighting or complaining about boredom. Here’s a list of songs we sang and why they probably weren’t appropriate for us.

  1. “She Bop,” by Cyndi Lauper (1984)
    This anthem gives a nod to female desires, discussing the exhilaration of watching boys in tight jeans. With a vague mention of going blind, it’s easy to overlook that we were essentially singing about masturbation without even knowing it.
  2. “Little Red Corvette,” by Prince (1982)
    Many still confuse this track with “Raspberry Beret,” so it’s no surprise that its metaphorical lyrics fly under the radar. Prince cleverly compares a little red Corvette to intimate parts, with references to Trojan horses and emotional experiences. Catchy, yet quite risqué.
  3. “Like a Virgin,” by Madonna (1984)
    The opening lines may sound innocent, leading us to think this song is about camping. But the deeper meaning revolves around love and intimacy—a topic most kids wouldn’t dare to ask their parents about. I was oblivious to the actual word “bold” in the lyrics until recently!
  4. “Seventeen,” by Kip Winger (1988)
    A less mainstream hit, this song reveals an adult man’s attraction to a 17-year-old girl, disregarding her age and parental restrictions. While Kip’s glam rock image might distract from the lyrics, the subject matter is definitely not suitable for kids.
  5. “All I Wanna Do Is Make Love to You,” by Heart (1990)
    The title might sound harmless, but it tells a story packed with adult themes. A woman picks up a stranger in the rain, leading to a night of passion in a motel. Not only does this song gloss over “stranger danger,” but it also involves a plot twist about wanting to have a child with someone she barely knows.
  6. “Boom Boom,” by Paul Lekakis (1987)
    This catchy tune features lyrics that suggest a desire for intimacy. It’s pretty straightforward, yet it’s likely our parents missed the true meaning behind “let’s go back to my room.”
  7. “Me So Horny,” by 2 Live Crew (1989)
    While my parents didn’t allow me to listen to this, it still made its way into my ears during late-night countdowns. Even the “clean” version keeps the title, which doesn’t do much to sanitize the content.
  8. “I Touch Myself,” by Divinyls (1990)
    By the time this song came out, we might have grasped some of the implications of earlier tracks, but “I Touch Myself” was a whole new level. I vividly recall my mom’s horrified reaction to its music video, a stark contrast to her indifference towards “She Bop.”

Imagine hearing any of these songs while driving with your kids or even your parents today. Would you be jamming along or hastily changing the station? I know I’d swap to a lighter playlist, but when I’m on my own, those windows come down, and I’m singing unabashedly.

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In summary, many songs that entertained us as children contained themes far beyond our understanding, making them questionable choices for young listeners. As we grow older, we gain a new perspective on these tunes and their underlying messages.