As I stroll into a room with my little one, I can sense the judgment in the air. It feels as though I’ve brought along a marching band instead of a sweet 2-year-old. But here’s the truth: being rude or disruptive isn’t a trait exclusive to children. For all the naysayers who think my child and I should stay home, here are nine irritating things my toddler doesn’t do—but you might.
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Disrupt Dinner for a Photo Op
As I’m trying to slice my toddler’s chicken, he’s energetically climbing on my head, and my own meal is getting cold. But here comes a couple, asking me to snap a picture to celebrate their four-month anniversary. If the first shot isn’t perfect? No problem! I’ll happily take ten more, all while my toddler inches closer to the door. He’s got street-crossing skills—sort of. -
Yell Into a Cell Phone
Recently, I witnessed a near brawl on a train over a woman shouting expletives into her phone. Meanwhile, my toddler’s joyful declaration of “Yay! Boat!” seems to draw ire, while others share the intimate details of their lives, oblivious to the world around them. Maybe if I gave my toddler a smartphone, his exuberance would blend in. -
Text While I’m Talking
My toddler isn’t perfect at listening. When I ask him to brush his teeth, he might become fascinated with the carpet. Yet, he doesn’t whip out a phone to text “OMG! Mommy totally fibbed about the gym!” during storytime—not that I would ever do that, of course. -
Post Overly Inspirational Updates
We know you’re #soblessed because your friend made you a frittata. Every moment of your life is a sunbeam worth sharing. My toddler, on the other hand, just offered me a Cheerio from his mouth. Honestly, I prefer that kind of sharing; it’s real. -
Gossip About Friends
Toddlers are refreshingly straightforward. If my son’s upset with a friend, he voices it loudly but moves on fast. No lingering grudges or petty talk. It’s a refreshing trait we could all benefit from adopting. -
Occupy More Than One Seat on Public Transport
My little guy doesn’t take up extra space on the train. He never spreads out or clutters the pole with bags. If he claims another seat, it’s my lap, where he falls asleep contentedly. -
Sport Ironic T-Shirts
That Curious George on my son’s shirt? He genuinely likes it. Unlike adults who wear ironic slogans, my child’s tastes are straightforward, without any hidden agendas. I’m sure your cleverly ironic hat will go over well at the next rally. -
Give Unasked-for Advice
Living with a tiny narcissist has its perks. My toddler doesn’t suggest how I should improve my health or how to dress. If it doesn’t involve him eating a banana or causing chaos, he doesn’t care. -
Prejudge Strangers
While my toddler often says inappropriate things, he doesn’t look at someone and decide they don’t belong. The only folks he prejudges are older men with white beards, whom he assumes are Santa Claus and thus superior. The world would benefit from adopting even a fraction of this innocent acceptance.
So, the next time you roll your eyes at my family entering a public space, consider your own behavior. We’re all capable of being inconsiderate at times. A touch more understanding could lead to a pleasant outing for everyone—without someone needing to interrupt for a photo.
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Summary
Navigating public spaces with a toddler can be challenging, but it’s essential to recognize that adults often display behaviors just as disruptive. From taking up multiple seats to offering unsolicited advice, we’re all guilty of annoying habits. Encouraging a more tolerant and understanding environment could lead to more pleasant experiences for everyone involved.