Let’s face it—menstruation can be downright exasperating. For the past two years, I managed to escape its clutches, but now, thanks to my dwindling nursing relationship with my youngest, the unwelcome return of Aunt Flo has crashed the party. And let me tell you, she’s not holding back!
Honestly, I would gladly nurse for eternity just to avoid this monthly ordeal. It’s not fair that as women, we endure the trials of pregnancy and childbirth, often taking on the lion’s share of responsibilities for our little ones in their early years. Then, after sacrificing our bodies for these tiny humans, we’re rewarded with cramps, bloating, and the potential embarrassment of leaking through our clothing for several days. It’s a raw deal.
Here are just a few reasons why this monthly cycle is more trouble than it’s worth:
- Constant Cravings
I’m trying my best to maintain a healthy lifestyle, but suddenly I’m ravenous and craving everything in sight. Seriously, all I want is chocolate and wine to get me through this! - The Bleeding
Why must our bodies shed their lining in such a dramatic way? It’s like a horror movie down there. A little kindness from nature would have been appreciated. - Tampons
The marketing of tampons is utterly misleading. Those cheerful commercials of women diving into pools after using their products? Not even close to reality. It’s a struggle, to say the least. - Bathroom Confusion
I enjoy a good bathroom break as much as anyone, but with the discomfort of cramps, I can never tell if it’s my uterus revolting or just the need to relieve myself. And don’t even get me started on the tampon trying to escape when I sit down! - Mood Swings
My emotions are all over the place. One moment, I’m tearful over a minor inconvenience, like running out of bananas, and the next, I’m ready to unleash my frustration on anyone nearby. - Forgotten Supplies
After being free from this for so long, I forget to bring my supplies to the bathroom. This results in unnecessary trips back and forth—just what I need when I’m trying to manage everything else this week. - Wardrobe Woes
Nothing fits right during this time, and even if it does, I’m still irritable about it. I have no patience for clothes that just don’t work. - Explaining to the Kids
As a mom, privacy is a luxury I rarely get. When I’m trying to explain to my child why I’m using a tampon, it can be exasperating. “No, sweetheart, I don’t have a penis. I have a vagina,” is a conversation I never anticipated having!
I’m over the bloated belly, stained underwear, and headaches. Honestly, periods can exit stage left at any time.
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Summary:
Menstruation brings a host of frustrations, from cravings and mood swings to the complications of managing supplies and clothing. It’s a monthly struggle that often feels unfair, especially after the challenges of childbirth and parenting. Despite its inevitability, it’s a time that many women would gladly skip if given the chance.