7 Ways My Husband’s Workout Routine Resembles That of a Teenager

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If our house were to catch fire and my husband had time to save just one item, his choice would unequivocally be his running shoes. Not the cherished baseball cards from his late father, nor the family photo albums that hold our children’s early moments. Not even his beloved gadgets like the iPad or Xbox. No, his priority would be those sneakers.

And let me clarify: this isn’t merely speculation. Last May, amidst a flurry of wildfires in San Diego’s North County, our rural home was dangerously close to the flames. While I frantically gathered our most cherished possessions, I was on the phone with him, who was stuck in traffic on Interstate 5. “What should I grab for you?” I asked, pausing at his closet, unsure of what he might say. To my surprise, he would have opted for the shoes over anything sentimental.

This wasn’t always the case. Over the past few months, since my husband embraced running, he’s undergone a transformation that has me questioning whether I’m living with a teenage girl. Here’s how his exercise habits echo that youthful energy:

1. Resistance to Nagging

My husband’s previous aversion to fitness was a long-standing tradition, one that included circling grocery store parking lots for the closest space. We even had a spat over him wanting our toddler’s toothbrush in the downstairs bathroom to avoid climbing stairs. Despite my efforts to encourage healthier habits, including cutting down on fast food and soda, it wasn’t until alarming blood test results prompted a doctor’s warning that he finally embraced exercise.

2. A Sudden Personality Shift

Initially, he started with brisk walks a few times a week, complaining about the duration. But soon, he was jogging up hills and rediscovering a long-lost passion for distance running. Who was this new version of my husband?

3. Fashion Matters

Unlike the casual joggers you see in the neighborhood, my husband is all about the right gear. He decided his old athletic shorts were “too long” and invested in several pairs of new running shorts, complemented by breathable shirts. The shopping didn’t stop there; he also picked up special underwear to prevent chafing and an array of ankle socks—his clothing expenses rivaling a teenage back-to-school spree.

4. Footwear Frenzy

Once his attire was sorted, my husband turned his attention to shoes. Those generic athletic sneakers? Not for him. After scouring online reviews, he splurged $240 on a pair of ASICS designed for off-road runs.

5. Tech-Savvy Training

While I might not recall when my tires were last rotated, my husband meticulously tracks the mileage on his running shoes. His iPhone is filled with apps that record his distance, analyze heart rates, and calculate calories burned. There’s even a fanny pack designed for runners that holds water bottles without bouncing.

6. Self-Focused Training

One text I dread receiving goes something like this: “Hey Honey! I forgot to mention, I’m stopping for a run on the way home.” This passive communication style means I’m left juggling work, kids, and dinner while he’s off running. When he finally gets home, he needs to prepare his recovery shake, shower, and reheat dinner. By then, the kids and I are often ready for bed.

7. Supporting His Passion

I must admit, I don’t fully grasp the obsession. Yet, if we’re honest, my husband has become quite the athlete. At 50, he’s in incredible shape, and his office is adorned with race medals and finish line photos. If this is how he seeks motivation, so be it. If running is his version of a midlife crisis, it could certainly be worse.

Ultimately, my husband’s newfound enthusiasm not only makes him feel young but also adds years to his life—an impressive change for our family. If you’re interested in family dynamics, check out this resource on navigating challenging toddler stages. And if you’re curious about enhancing your family, consider exploring this blog post on at-home insemination kits. For comprehensive guidance on pregnancy and home insemination, visit this excellent resource.

In summary, my husband’s exercise routine reflects a youthful exuberance that not only revitalizes him but also strengthens our family bond as we navigate this stage together.