I have a particular fondness for giving people the finger. It’s my go-to method for signaling that I really don’t care about your opinions. It’s a common misconception that women who express their annoyance or refuse to smile must be unhappy or miserable. In reality, we’re just opting out of pointless confrontations. You simply aren’t worth our time. Here are seven instances when you can expect my middle finger to make an appearance:
- Mansplaining
If you feel the need to interrupt me, talk over me, or condescendingly correct me, don’t expect a debate. Instead, you’ll be greeted by my middle finger as you try to justify your mansplaining. Goodbye. - Catcalling
It baffles me that men still engage in this behavior. Here’s a revelation: women do not find catcalling attractive. If your pick-up line is “Hey baby, come over here,” you’re more likely to receive a dirty look or a finger salute than anything else. Maybe you should let someone explain to you why this approach doesn’t work. - Telling Me to Smile
Women smile when they feel like it—your unsolicited request won’t change that. I’ve never had someone tell me to smile and thought, “Wow, I’m filled with joy now!” When you insist I smile, you’re essentially asking me to make you comfortable. That’s not my responsibility. So, just know that telling me to smile will earn you a one-finger salute. - Critiquing My Language
When you ask me to stop swearing, it only inspires me to use every creative variation of the word “f***” I can think of. I embrace my right to express myself, so save your breath for more important matters like discouraging harmful words. - Expecting Me to “Act Like a Lady”
It’s clear that you’re more comfortable with me sitting quietly and conforming to your expectations. But I’ll act like a lady in my own way, and you’ll just have to deal with it. Women today will do as they please, so get used to it. - Questioning My Outfit Choices
Whether I’m in stilettos or cozy pajamas, my outfit choices are mine alone. So, keep your opinions about what I wear to yourself. I wear what makes me feel good, and that’s all that matters. - Unsolicited Parenting Advice
We know when we need help, and we’re usually the ones seeking it. If we’re not asking for advice, we don’t want it. Your passive-aggressive comments on my parenting choices are just as rude as my finger, so mind your business.
So, my middle finger may convey my feelings more effectively than words ever could. It’s not about being hurt or offended; it’s a way to express that I’m not interested in engaging with your nonsense. So, ladies, don’t hesitate to raise that finger when necessary—it can be quite empowering.
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Summary:
In this article, I explore the moments that prompt me to give the finger, from mansplaining to unsolicited advice about my parenting or language. It serves as a reminder to women everywhere that they can stand up for themselves in a world that often tries to silence us.