Have you ever dealt with the dreaded “camel toe”? I certainly haven’t, but luckily, there’s now a solution: specially designed underwear that claims to eliminate camel toe. Entrepreneur Jodie Lane has introduced these innovative undergarments called “Camel No,” which retail for around $28. Before you rush to purchase, let’s consider a few important questions.
1. Who actually experiences camel toe?
The article mentions that camel toe is a concern for women, particularly those in yoga pants. However, every woman I know wears yoga pants, often post-partum, and I’ve never had to discreetly mention “camel toe” to another mom at the playground. The only time I’ve noticed this phenomenon was with a high-waisted gym teacher in Germany. Honestly, this seems exaggerated; camel toe usually results from hiking your pants up too high—like how I have to wrestle my sofa slipcovers back into place.
2. Are we really ready for a rigid panty liner?
The secret behind these so-called miracle undies is a medical-grade silicone panty liner. This raises concerns: is it going to feel like a metal shoehorn in your underwear? How will it feel when you walk? Are we prepared to risk chafing just to avoid camel toe? Will we be in restrooms applying ointment to soothe our discomfort, all in the name of looking good?
3. Will sitting down feel like a game of Frisbee?
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4. What about the Midwestern men?
According to the article, Midwestern men have a fondness for camel toe and may not appreciate this new solution. Are we catering to the preferences of men in certain regions while neglecting others? How do men from the West Coast feel? Can we adapt our underwear to suit different audiences, depending on where they come from?
5. How hot will it feel with silicone pressed against you all day?
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6. Does height matter when it comes to camel toe?
Jodie Lane, the founder of Camel No, is 5’11”, which could draw attention to camel toe at eye level. As someone who is 5’4”, I wonder if I can get away with regular underwear. Can I simply arrive early to a meeting and hide any distractions under the table?
7. What’s the relevance of a godmother in all of this?
The article states that Jodie Lane had her “eureka” moment while watching her godmother speak in New England, distracted by her camel toe in white capris. While women face numerous serious issues—like wage gaps and domestic violence—camel toe does not seem to be one of them. If your outfit feels off, maybe it’s best to just change your pants.
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In summary, while camel toe underwear may seem like a creative idea, it raises questions about practicality, comfort, and regional preferences. Ultimately, women have more significant challenges to address than camel toe.