Parenthood is akin to a full-contact sport, kicking off with childbirth and lingering until the kids are old enough to avoid the accidental foot injuries from their playful antics. While potential parents receive warnings about colic, postpartum challenges, and diaper disasters, the physical toll of parenting often goes unmentioned. For instance, no one warns you about the laryngitis resulting from repeatedly yelling, “Get off the dog!” or the eye strain from hours spent driving with energetic little ones. Not a single parenting guide addresses the tendonitis that can stem from the constant lifting of toddlers, nor does it prepare you for the back pain that becomes all too familiar. What gives, What To Expect? You had ample chapters to discuss bodily functions yet overlooked the physical injuries that plague us all.
In the spirit of equipping parents with crucial insights, here’s an overview of the physical challenges you might face on your parenting journey:
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Common Injuries Are Inevitable.
Stepping on toys, accidental head clashes, and midnight stubbed toes during feedings are just a few of the injuries you’ll encounter. You could also find yourself tripping over a misplaced toy or pinching your fingers in a car seat buckle. Even the most enthusiastic teething baby may unexpectedly latch onto you like a fierce little animal. While these injuries are bothersome, they typically don’t require a trip to urgent care.
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Sleep Deprivation Leads to Clumsiness.
If you’re anything like me, you can chalk up every bruise to being a tired parent. Lack of sleep makes it all too easy to sustain the same minor injuries repeatedly, leading to a loss of feeling in your feet from countless encounters with Lego bricks.
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Hangovers from Stress Relief Are No Joke.
The hangovers you experience after a week of parenting challenges feel far worse than any college hangover. In college, you could nap it off; now, if you doze off during the day, you may wake up with stickers stuck all over you. The discomfort of a hangover—bright lights, noise, and looming responsibilities—intensifies when kids are involved.
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You Might Experience a Traumatic Brain Injury.
As your kids grow, they still find ways to cause you injury—like leaving cabinet doors ajar for you to walk into or jumping on your back unexpectedly. You could end up in the emergency room, disoriented and struggling to recall basic information. It’s not an exaggeration to say that parental misadventures might lead to a visit for a brain scan, and trust me, it’s not something you’ll want to relive.
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Chipped Teeth Are a Real Possibility.
You might bend down to check on your child, only to have them spring up and hit you in the mouth. Or perhaps your child throws a rock just as you lean over to tie your shoe, resulting in an unexpected dental visit. Thankfully, modern dentistry has made great strides, so repairs are often manageable.
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Trying to Relive Your Youth Can Be Hazardous.
Engaging in activities like tossing a ball in the yard or attempting to show your kids how to hula-hoop can lead to injury. Dads tossing kids in the air may think they’re fun, but they might find themselves unable to get out of bed the next day. The reality is that you’re not as spry as you once were—own it!
Fortunately, as long as you have health insurance and stock up on essentials like coffee, alcohol, and ibuprofen, you probably won’t face any life-threatening situations—though some days might feel that way.
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Summary:
Parenting can inflict various physical injuries and challenges, from common bumps and bruises to more serious issues like sleep deprivation and dental mishaps. Understanding these risks can help prepare new parents for the realities of raising children while emphasizing the importance of self-care and support.