6 Types of Adults You Encounter at Summer Concerts

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As summer rolls in, the concert season is in full swing! Are you one of the many adults ready to enjoy live music, indulge in a few drinks, and take a break from the daily hustle of family life? Concerts provide a fantastic opportunity for people-watching, so here’s a look at some types you might spot:

  1. Moms’ Night Out
    This vibrant group of women is easily identifiable, often seen at nostalgic shows featuring popular boy bands (like the Mixtape Festival) or the latest chart-toppers their tweens adore (think Bella Anderson). These ladies are reveling in their rare escape from motherhood, sipping on brightly colored cocktails, and sporting denim with concert tees—sometimes vintage. They might even have a DMT—a designated milk tester—who, after a few drinks, is attempting to decipher instructions on testing breast milk post-show.
  2. Dads’ Night Out
    Not wanting to be outshone by their partners, these fathers are reliving their glory days with old college buddies, reminiscing about concerts from the ’90s and legendary beer pong matches. You’ll find them at a range of performances, from Phish to Mötley Crüe, enjoying Michelob Light and striking up conversations with younger concertgoers about their favorite strains of marijuana. These dads are eager to impress the younger crowd with tales of their wild pasts.
  3. Solo Dad
    This music lover often attends concerts alone. His wife either doesn’t share his taste in music or couldn’t find a sitter for the evening. You can typically find him at weekday shows, soaking in the sounds of legends like The Cure or The Smiths, sipping on a Diet Coke—responsibly abstaining from alcohol since he’s driving home. He’ll usually be holding onto his cherished concert tee, proudly displaying it even in his seat.
  4. Hipsters
    Sporting skinny jeans, ironic tees, unkempt hair, and a collection of tattoos, hipsters may seem a bit rough around the edges, but they definitely have a unique charm. Hipster moms can be spotted breastfeeding in quiet corners, while the crowd enjoys craft beers (or kombucha for the moms). At any indie festival, you’ll be sure to find them passionately discussing the socio-political implications of contemporary issues.
  5. Yuppies (or Muppies)
    Though they might be confused with hipsters, yuppies have their own distinct style. The men typically sport button-down shirts and check their Apple Watches, while the women capture moments on their iPhones, dressed in vibrant Lilly Pulitzer outfits paired with J.Crew cardigans. They often pre-game in the parking lot of their Volvos, enjoying scotch, white wine spritzers, and upscale appetizers before heading into the show.
  6. Couples
    Hand in hand and beaming, these couples navigate through mud pits while expressing how much they’re enjoying their night out. This is often a rare opportunity for them to connect without the kids, and they make sure to maximize the experience, rain or shine. They might purchase matching concert tees as a memento of their time together, often attending shows featuring bands that were popular during their dating years.

Regardless of which category you fit into, or if you don’t identify with any, take this chance to enjoy your time away this summer. Embrace the music, savor your drinks, and cherish those moments spent with friends or your partner.

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In summary, summer concerts are not just about the music, but also about the diverse mix of adults who come together to enjoy a night out. From nostalgic moms and dads reliving their youth to hipsters engaging in deep conversations, there’s a unique atmosphere that makes these events memorable.