55+ Hilarious Clown Jokes to Share with Your Funniest Friends — No Rubber Chicken Needed

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Are clowns your worst nightmare? You’re not alone! Many people have a fear of these colorful characters. However, unless someone suffers from extreme coulrophobia (the technical term for a fear of clowns), they probably find clown jokes pretty entertaining. These jokes are perfect for any occasion because, whether you love them or loathe them, clowns are universally recognized.

While they were once a staple at birthday celebrations in the ’80s and ’90s, these whimsical figures still make appearances at special events. In fact, there’s a notable clown shortage happening in Northern Ireland right now — sounds like the setup for a joke, right? These past few years have posed challenges for many, especially for live entertainers. So, let’s embrace some clown humor and spread some joy!

Super Silly Clown Jokes and Puns

1. I’m going to send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife. Will she think that’s a romantic jester?
2. Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny!
3. Which city is ruled by all clowns? Honk-konk.
4. Why was the lopsided clown searching for a piece of cheese? He only had one stilt-on!
5. My wife dated a clown before we got together. I had some big shoes to fill.
6. Why was the clown feeling down? He broke his funny bone.
7. How did the clown write his jokes? He jest put pun to paper!
8. How were the clown’s tricks? Ma-jest-ic.
9. What’s the funniest fish? A clownfish.
10. I think I’ll launch a clown shoe business, but it’s no small feat!
11. What’s a rodeo clown’s favorite type of bar? A honky-tonk.
12. What do you get when you boil a clown? Laughing stock.
13. Did you hear about the dramatic circus clown? His act was always in tents!
14. What do you call a thrifty clown? Pennywise.
15. Two clown cars crashed into each other last night. Over 50 died.
16. What should you do if a mob of clowns attacks you? Go for the juggler!
17. What material are clown costumes made of? Poly Jester.
18. What’s the worst part about tagging a clown? When the clown is It.
19. You’re going to clown college? You can’t be serious!
20. How do clowns graduate from clown college? With ed-joke-ation.
21. Where do clowns go to get married? Clown Hall.
22. What do Winnie-the-Pooh and Bozo the Clown have in common? The same middle name.
23. Where did the clown go after he retired? Down Old Clown Road.
24. Why was the clown so delighted after getting an ear transplant on Dec. 31? Because he had a happy new ear!
25. Why did the clown cross the road? To get his rubber chicken from the store.
26. What happened at the egg contest when one of the clowns had a cracked egg? The other clown said, “The yokes on you.”
27. I don’t like that clown from IT. He’s always fooling around and cracking jokes instead of fixing our computers.
28. What’s the best way to protect yourself against a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler!
29. What is written on Ronald McDonald’s gravestone? McRIP.
30. Today, Ronald McDonald put a quarter in my expired parking meter. What a kind jester!
31. Why didn’t the clown get the job at the circus? He just wasn’t It.
32. What do you call a drawing of a clown? A comedy sketch.
33. What do clowns call a tremor? A mirth-quake!
34. What did the clown sound like when he snored? “Honk shoe, honk shoe, honk shoe.”
35. What do you call a clown who hates sitting down? A stand-up comic.
36. If I told you I knew a convoluted joke involving a golf club, a sheep, a stinging insect, a tree, and a clown-based horror movie… Would ewe bee leaf It?
37. What do you call a clown who went to jail? A sili-con.
38. My friend swears he loves horror movies with clowns. I’m not sure, but I think he means It.
39. What’s pink and stuck between an elephant’s toes? Slow Clowns.
40. My dad was the best clown ever. When he passed away, all his friends came to his funeral in one car.
41. How does Ronald McDonald introduce his wife? “Meet Patty!”
42. Did you hear about the clown who got fired from the circus? He’s suing for funfair dismissal.
43. My girlfriend told me I was acting like a clown. It was so upsetting that I stopped juggling and almost fell off my unicycle.
44. Why do clowns often have stiff necks? Because they sleep funny!
45. Why did the clown feel sad looking at the balloon? Because of inflation, he couldn’t buy it.
46. Did you hear about the clown who ran away with the circus? The ringmaster made him bring it back!
47. I quit my job at McDonald’s yesterday. Turns out, my boss was a real clown.
48. My parents hired a clown for my birthday party. But he was a real Bozo.
49. How huge was the clown’s hard drive? 100 giggle-bytes!
50. Why are all clowns so busy? They have a lot of funny business to handle.
51. What kind of illness did the clown come down with? Juggle fever.
52. How did the clown cross the road? By putting his stilt on.
53. Why did the clown get fired from his job? Because he was fooling everyone.
54. How do clowns cook their eggs? Funny side up!
55. Why did the clown go to the doctor? He was feeling funny.
56. Why was the clown’s mortgage turned down? Because he couldn’t afford the clown payments!
57. What would an annoyed magician do? He would pull his hare out.
58. Heard about the new showroom of clown shoes? It’s no big feet.
59. Why is the circus business failing? Because people aren’t taking it seriously.
60. Why was the Mom Clown so popular with the other parents? Because she was really good at carpooling.

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Summary

Dive into these laugh-out-loud clown jokes that are perfect for lightening the mood and sharing with your friends. From puns to whimsical one-liners, there’s something for everyone in this collection of clown humor. Whether you’re a fan of clowns or not, you can find joy in the silliness of these jokes, making them an ideal choice for any gathering or just for a good laugh!