Birthdays are a major event in our household. We go all out to ensure each child feels truly special on their big day, from vibrant streamers adorning their “throne” to a mountain of gifts waiting to be unwrapped, topped off with a store-bought cake in their favorite eye-catching colors. However, sometimes the surprises in store extend beyond just gifts, as growing older in our home also comes with increased responsibilities. Nothing quite punctuates a rousing rendition of “Happy Birthday” like the announcement of a new chore.
Here are 5 unexpected birthday gifts that my kids never saw coming:
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4 Years Old: SURPRISE! YOU’RE NOW IN CHARGE OF YOUR OWN WIPING!
There’s nothing quite like the joy of transitioning from diapers to toilet training, but the reality of wiping a toddler’s backside while they squat can be a real struggle. At least with diapers, you can lay them down and avoid a backache while getting into those awkward spots. -
6 Years Old: SURPRISE! TIME TO CLEAN UP THE DOG’S MESS!
There’s nothing that makes me scream “Oh no!” quite like my dog deciding to scoot across my light-colored carpet. Why she never chooses the hardwoods is a mystery. So now, it’s time for my 6-year-old to join the fun: spray, wipe, repeat! With a little practice, they’ll be a pro. -
8 Years Old: SURPRISE! YOU’RE NOW THE POOP PICKER UPPER!
Once my child turns 8, the fun really kicks in. Not only do they graduate to picking up after the dog, but they can also take her for short walks around the neighborhood! Just hand them a leash and a plastic bag after they blow out the candles, and watch as they head out, cake in mind. -
10 Years Old: SURPRISE! YOU GET TO PLUNGE YOUR OWN MESS!
On my son’s 10th birthday, he proudly announced that he had clogged the toilet. With an air of nonchalance, he sat down for his meal, leaving me to deal with the aftermath. “Guess what? You’re old enough now to handle this. You made the mess, you plunge it,” I said, relishing the moment. -
12 Years Old: SURPRISE! IT’S TIME TO CLEAN THE TOILET!
I can’t wait for my son’s reaction when he learns that turning 12 means he gets to scrub the toilet bowl! Since his birthday is in August, he’ll be well-prepared for the infamous early-school-year stomach bug our family always seems to catch.
And of course, the ultimate birthday gift will arrive when my oldest turns 50: “Congratulations! You get to wipe my tired 80-year-old backside for me now!” I’ve already signed the card, just in case my fingers aren’t quite as nimble by then.
These not-so-glamorous chores are sure to build character and help my kids grow into responsible adults. You’re welcome, little ones!
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Summary:
In this humorous take on birthday celebrations, the author describes how each child’s birthday also brings a new responsibility, ranging from basic chores to more involved tasks as they grow older. These unexpected gifts serve to instill a sense of responsibility in the children while adding a comical twist to the traditional birthday festivities.