As a generally law-abiding citizen, I like to think I keep myself in check. Sure, I might have once removed a “DO NOT REMOVE UNDER PENALTY OF LAW” tag from a mattress (but I own it, so it’s fine, right?). You won’t catch me engaging in shoplifting or any serious mischief—goodness knows I have enough kids to manage! But, I have to confess: there are times when I find myself speeding a bit. The posted limit is 35, yet I sometimes glance at my speedometer and see it creeping toward 45 (yikes!). While I understand that speed limits exist for a reason, there are moments—especially for moms—where the need to hustle is absolutely justified. Here are a few scenarios:
1. Running Late
This is perhaps the most relatable reason for speeding. Sometimes, despite our best intentions, delays happen—whether it’s a sudden diaper blowout, a dog that decides to make a run for it, or a flat tire. When these unexpected events occur, the only option is to hit the gas once you finally get moving. The consequences of being late can be as minor as awkwardly entering a meeting mid-discussion or as serious as leaving your child in tears at the school because they think you forgot to pick them up.
2. A Sudden Health Crisis
You’re driving along at a perfectly acceptable speed when you hear a dreaded proclamation from the back seat: “I don’t feel good.” Panic sets in as you realize you’re completely unprepared—no bucket, no bag, not even a roll of paper towels. A quick scan of the car reveals that stale snacks won’t suffice for an impending barf emergency. So, with no choice but to keep going, you press the pedal down hard to make it home before disaster strikes.
3. Urgent Nature Calls
Whether it’s a little one who’s just learning to use the potty or yourself after a long day of neglecting those urges, the need to find a bathroom can turn a casual drive into a frantic race. Most people prefer the comfort of a familiar toilet—one that’s not in a gas station—so when nature calls, it’s time to step on it.
4. Competitive Spirit
Minivan drivers often find themselves in a showdown at stoplights. You pull up next to a flashy sports car and instantly feel the challenge in their side-eye. It’s hard to resist the temptation to prove that your family vehicle can keep up. And when that light turns green, you accelerate like a cheetah, eager to leave that smug driver in the dust—or maybe that’s just me!
5. Your Favorite Tune Comes On
We’ve all experienced it: you’re driving along, listening to the usual drivel on the radio when suddenly, your jam plays! The urge to turn it up and rock out transforms your driving style. After all, who can resist speeding when your favorite song is pumping through the speakers? Maybe it’s just a way to compensate for the inability to dance while behind the wheel.
While I’m not promoting reckless driving, it’s clear that I, like many others, occasionally find myself pushing the speed limit. So to any officers who may see my vehicle cruising a bit too quickly, I apologize for my occasional lapses and promise to be more mindful—unless, of course, I’m racing to the bathroom. You get it, right?
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In summary, while it’s important to adhere to speed limits, there are relatable scenarios where moms might find themselves driving a little faster than intended. Whether it’s the stress of being late, a sudden health scare, or simply feeling the urge to compete, we all know that sometimes, life’s demands push us to accelerate.