As my daughter, my one and only, prepares to embark on her college journey, I can’t help but reflect on the years we’ve spent together—just the two of us, like our own version of Gilmore Girls. While I will undoubtedly miss her presence, I also find myself looking forward to certain changes when it’s just me and the dog wandering through the house.
1. Dessert for Dinner Will Be My New Norm
Once she’s off, I plan to indulge in dessert for dinner without any guilt. Sure, I’ve managed to justify our fondue nights with a mix of broccoli and apples, but the idea of savoring a sundae whenever I please is thrilling. The thought of stocking up on ice cream—and perhaps even getting a second freezer—has crossed my mind.
2. No More Searching for Tampons
It’s baffling how, despite our synchronized cycles and an impressive stash of supplies, I still find myself calling out for a “stick” when I need it most. You’d think that with a closet filled with enough supplies to rival a grocery store, I wouldn’t have to keep asking for help. Soon, I can rest easy knowing my essentials will be exactly where I left them.
3. Netflix Will Finally Get Me
Currently, my Netflix recommendations lean towards documentaries and cult classics, which are far from my taste. I enjoy a charming rom-com or historical drama, and I look forward to having my preferences acknowledged. With my daughter gone, I anticipate a more tailored viewing experience.
4. Towels Will No Longer Mysteriously Disappear
My daughter has a remarkable talent for scattering towels throughout the house. Between her long hair and frequent showers, I often find full-sized towels lurking in the oddest places, only to return to me with a less-than-pleasant odor. Once she leaves, I can finally reclaim my laundry space without the funky scent of crumpled linens.
5. A Reimagined Coffee Budget for Girls’ Nights
As I’ve aged, caffeine affects me differently, especially in the afternoons. While my daughter can sip coffee at any hour, I’ll be reallocating our coffee budget to enjoy evenings out with my friends. With a knack for finding happy hours and discounts, I look forward to socializing without worrying about the coffee pot.
The list of what I won’t miss when my daughter leaves is rather short, and I know the days will feel long without her. However, I’m eager to explore my Roku, enjoy a cupcake on the couch, and perhaps uncover the mystery of who constantly leaves shoes around. Luckily, I’ll have friends to share dinner specials with, and my daughter will be just a text away, likely still leaving her towels in unexpected places.
In summary, while I will treasure the memories we’ve created, I’m ready for the newfound freedom and small joys of solo living that college life will bring.